do you fart in front of your girl?

[boogers]

i like to read before i go to bed. it helps my brain slow down and makes me sleepy after a while. one second im laying there, damn near floating away and i hear a loud BRRRRRIP outta nowhere

nasty bytch thought i was asleep

now i know accidents happen, but if somebody is using their ass to break the sound barrier next to me, im gonna notice that shyt

she tried to play it off like she didnt. i know what i heard

i am disgusted



now i gotta get her back. thinking about making gumbo tonight. extra sausage. theyre gonna have to repaint the room when im done

 

[AyyyLmao]

I don't have a girl, but I've been hooking up with a homie's wife for the past year or so. I've never farted in front of her, but she's accidentally let one out while I'm hitting it from behind before. Doesn't bother me

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

The misses farted in front of me by accident and that sealed the deal with us getting married

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Bodily functions happen but it's not something that I've ever flaunted or was just OD with.

Say excuse me and KIM.

 

[LordDeathwatch]

I don't have a girl, but I've been hooking up with a homie's wife for the past year or so. I've never farted in front of her, but she's accidentally let one out while I'm hitting it from behind before. Doesn't bother me

Hol up, what?

Explain.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Sure do. And she farts in front of me. Neither one of us is OD with it but better to let that air out then have a hurt stomach

Let’s be adults yall

 

[Diondon]

I'm not egregious or obnoxious with it
but one could slip out

 

[jerniebert]

Yeah we're both human and fart just like every other person in the world.

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

I'm not egregious or obnoxious with it
but one could slip out

Right

I did it by accident while sleep once, looked up said my bad and went back to sleep

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

As long as you don’t put the phone on speaker in public when you call your other half and let one rip

 

[GreenGhxst]

I try not to but sometimes it happens

If you time it right you can offset the sound

 

[The Pledge]

Never intentional but I won't have a fukked up stomach nor would she.

 

[Diondon]

I try not to but sometimes it happens

If you time it right you can offset the sound

Start speaking loud as hell LMAO

 

[cyndaquil]

This usually some beginning of the relationship shyt. yall both be tryna not fart around each other until somebody does it accidentally then yall just say fukk it and start farting and pretending its an accident then just start letting them hoes rip and owning it.

I be dutch ovening women for fun

"Hey babe, come under the covers I wanna show you something"
then she go under then be smelling my fart and get mad

some of my favorite moments

 

[AllHolosEve]

-No, unless one of us ain't feeling good or something we don't do that. Nobody wanna smell that shyt, go in a different room or the bathroom & do that.