Do you have a fetish you are afraid to act on or ashamed to request??? (serious thread)

[Sonic Boom of the South]

i dont feel shame so i dont have that problem

i remember this chick asked me to pee on her

i was like

but i did it and she did it back and i was like
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i also remember this chick ate my ass by suprise

i was like bytch...wtf

but then i was going wild
she licked my ass like it was an ice cream cone in Iraq in the summer

had me holding the pillow over my face and doing lamaze breathing

 

[MikelArteta]

did you take her serious after she allowed you to pee on her?

 

[ikbm]

i thought i was weird for rubbing AA batteries on a bytches a$$hole
you got it, bruh.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

did you take her serious after she allowed you to pee on her?

It wasnt awkward at all after
we werent in a relationship
so i think that made it lighthearted

we were like best friends back in college
and she expressed always wanting to have that done

afterwards we laughed about it

i thought i was weird for rubbing AA batteries on a bytches a$$hole
you got it, bruh.

i also had a chick who made me leave teeth marks in her titties

 

[Rawtid]

I have a thing for getting hickies and getting bitten.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I have a thing for getting hickies and getting bitten.

can i spit marbles in yo booty
and then u fart them out in a tin can?

 

[Rawtid]

can i spit marbles in yo booty
and then u fart them out in a tin can?

LMMFAO!! Nah.

 

[1stPick]

I want to run a train on a girl with a couple other guys then date her. Judge me all you want but something about trying to turn someone who can do something so degrading into a housewife is appealing to me

Also, depending on the girl, I wouldnt be opposed to being called racial slurs during sex

One of my biggest fetishes though is being able to bed all the females in one family. Meaning I want to sleep with a girl, her mom, her sister, etc

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

LMMFAO!! Nah.

well can i lay you on your side then place a slice of guda cheese and lettuce betwixt your butt and ack like it's a sammich

 

[Elle Driver]

i thought i was weird for rubbing AA batteries on a bytches a$$hole
you got it, bruh.

Is this true? @Geoffrey_Chaucer

 

[Rawtid]

well can i lay you on your side then place a slice of guda cheese and lettuce betwixt your butt and ack like it's a sammich

Organic lettuce?

 

[Remote]

Yeahh, worrd
I remember I met this one bytch
Cause you know me I don't see how I'm the nasty motherfukker
I just thought I thought I'da did anything in the world (yeh?)
I meets this one bytch, I comes up in the spot, or whatever
The bytch got the candles lit or whatever, so
She tell me whatever she wanna get her freak on whatever
So I'm like WHASSUP whatchu wanna yaknahmsayin
I'm read to wear it out or whatever (kssss)
The bytch told me she wanted me to shyt on her! [laughing]
Ya know shyt I was like whatchu mean shyt?
I mean I might shyt on you after I, hit it I won't call you no more
shyt on you like that [more laughing]
She talkin about no she want me to cock over her
And shyt, on her stomach! [laughing through his teeth]
I said bytch what the, what the fukk??
What the fukk I'm sposed to do after I after I shyt on her
I'm sposed to hit that after that?
She's just wilding out so after I shyts on the bytch right
[both start laughing]
Ya know I shyt, after I shyts on the bytch
The bytch, ya know, washed that shyt off or whatever

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

anybody else actually have no fetishes or special requests? i'mma regular, let's just fukk ass nikka lol

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Is this true? @Geoffrey_Chaucer

it was a C Battery

it is a way to perform an exorcism

u can use a C Battery and circle her booty hole counter clock wise

or use a fresh duck egg


then crack the egg and the yolk will be black

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Organic lettuce?

of course
or arugula