Do you have a homie who calls you way too much?

[flea]

One of my best buddies who I've known since 6th grade goes way too overboard with this shyt. He's one of those cats who's ALWAYS on the phone. Like phone always to the ear, and sometimes I wonder if there's someone even on the other end a man should never call another man more than once a week and it should be quick or for an emergency. I told my dog, "bruh stop fukking calling me so much. No one calls me" and he tried to flip it like "well you must not be a good person if no one is checking up on u to see if you straight " I don't want anyone checking up on me . My bro did 4 years in prison so I'm starting think he's a fukkin homo or something . And it's NEVER anything important. It's always some silly shyt I don't give two fukks about. One time he had me on the phone for a half fukkin hour I hit him with every move
"But yea bruh, Ima holl-"
*cuts me off
"Ey flea u know where I can get some lean? Cause I been thinking about selling that shyt"
Me: *sigh how much u need man?

Another 15 minutes of bullshyt after that

 

[Scuti]

used to have one
cut that nikka loose

 

[How Sway?]

he's a good friend

cut him some slack

 

[Mook]

When he said lean you sold him 90% ground beef. fakkit

 

[Pyrexcup]

that's how you know who your friends really are

 

[Stay Seeking]

you a fukked up friend breh...

 

[flea]

he's a good friend

cut him some slack

Oh no doubt he's the day 1 homie, that shyt just gets annoying after a while

 

[Ego Noir]

I decline the call then text em:steven:

 

[thirdeye]

I've just learned guys don't like talking on the phone but I talk to one of my guyfriends all the time
I hope he doesn't mind

 

[Remote]

No. But I have idiot friends that text one thought in 4 lines.

Like:

The Rangers will beat the Penguins
In 5
Games.
I think.

 

[flea]

When he said lean you sold him 90% ground beef. fakkit

I'll give u 90% ground beef alright mamaguevaso

 

[flea]

I've just learned guys don't like talking on the phone but I talk to one of my guyfriends all the time
I hope he doesn't mind

Nah u a female. That's different. I don't like talking on the phone PERIOD. But if it's a female, I don't mind the convo.

 

[smokeurobinson]

30 mins is only cool if its someone u really cool with who u havent heard from in a year.

U are a mirror of your friends....whatever is in his spirit is in yours because you two have a magnetism. Keep that in mind when u question wether he's homo.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I feel you bruh

I got mixed feelings. Of course I want my nikkas to hit me up but I hate talking on the phone.

One of my homies is like that now, dude stays on the phone. I just don't talk that much or got that much to say about shyt usually

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I've just learned guys don't like talking on the phone but I talk to one of my guyfriends all the time
I hope he doesn't mind

You have a vagina, he's doing that in hopes of one day getting inside of that vagina... Unless he's gay of course