Do you have a homie who calls you way too much?

[Couth]

Yo fam WTF? This big nikka own u or something?

Ya'll be too nice with nikkas I swear, I've hung up on countless friends who've tried to keep me on the phone even though I explicitly said "I gotta go." If homeboy don't wanna call me back, , dafuq I'm keeping company with someone who has so little respect for my time and wishes for, anyway. And your boy seems like he has NO respect for you or yours, just being real

Own me?
Hes my employer as well as a pseudo big bro. Not gonna hang up on him cuz its not even that serious.

This type of stuff happens when i'm at the house doing nothing anyway. If i was actually busy i would let that be known.

 

[flea]

Yo fam WTF? This big nikka own u or something?

Ya'll be too nice with nikkas I swear, I've hung up on countless friends who've tried to keep me on the phone even though I explicitly said "I gotta go." If homeboy don't wanna call me back, , dafuq I'm keeping company with someone who has so little respect for my time and wishes for, anyway. And your boy seems like he has NO respect for you or yours, just being real

Shut your lame ass up

 

[kaiOogway]

I don't talk more than 5 mins with my boys we chop up our conversations fast, I once shared a place with dude who was on the phone 24/7 nikka would be talking on the phone on his stomach whilst he's feet was dangling up and shyt I once asked bruh like "damn your gal sure likes talking to ya" and he was like nah bruh I was talking to my homie :merchant I dipped out that place a month later. shyt just didn't seem right it looked gay af

 

[How Sway?]

wtf

 

[1stPick]

I got one friend like that.

Even when hes calling me for a legit reason he wants to sit on the phone for 20-30 minutes just discussing our days and shyt. And hes the big homie so whenever i try to cut the convo short he'll be like "stop disrespecting me lil nikka... so yea then i went and got some chicken nuggets for lunch"

And sometimes dude will just call me randomly tryna sit on the phone. Idk its cuz he be hitting dem slopes, or if its cuz hes older than me or what. shyt was weird at first but i've gotten used to it.

Will never understand the point of talking to men on the phone. I'd rather chop it up with females

 

[Couth]

Will never understand the point of talking to men on the phone. I'd rather chop it up with females

i agree. But like flea said i think its cuz older people didn't grow up on social media. They communicated through phone calls growing up and so thats what theyre used to

 

[Scientific Playa]

One of my best buddies who I've known since 6th grade goes way too overboard with this shyt. He's one of those cats who's ALWAYS on the phone. Like phone always to the ear, and sometimes I wonder if there's someone even on the other end a man should never call another man more than once a week and it should be quick or for an emergency. I told my dog, "bruh stop fukking calling me so much. No one calls me" and he tried to flip it like "well you must not be a good person if no one is checking up on u to see if you straight " I don't want anyone checking up on me . My bro did 4 years in prison so I'm starting think he's a fukkin homo or something . And it's NEVER anything important. It's always some silly shyt I don't give two fukks about. One time he had me on the phone for a half fukkin hour I hit him with every move
"But yea bruh, Ima holl-"
*cuts me off
"Ey flea u know where I can get some lean? Cause I been thinking about selling that shyt"
Me: *sigh how much u need man?

Another 15 minutes of bullshyt after that

may u never be in a situation when u gotta ride out.

 

[NerdBird]

You guys are fukked up friends or very anti social. Or maybe your friend that calls you all the time is a chatty patty

 

[flea]

may u never be in a situation when u gotta ride out.

we already too old for that shyt. 3 years ago yea I'd ride

 

[flea]

You guys are fukked up friends or very anti social. Or maybe your friend that calls you all the time is a chatty patty

U a white guy?

 

[NerdBird]

U a white guy?

I'm salvadorean.

 

[flea]

I'm salvadorean.

Don't talk to me in slang then u little tortilla eater

 

[NerdBird]

Don't talk to me in slang then u little tortilla eater

Worst troll attempt. Nice try tho

 

[Black]

Yeah this nikka will try and keep me on the phone for hours not even talking just listening to me breathe and shyt.

 

[charmander]

One of my best buddies who I've known since 6th grade goes way too overboard with this shyt. He's one of those cats who's ALWAYS on the phone. Like phone always to the ear, and sometimes I wonder if there's someone even on the other end a man should never call another man more than once a week and it should be quick or for an emergency. I told my dog, "bruh stop fukking calling me so much. No one calls me" and he tried to flip it like "well you must not be a good person if no one is checking up on u to see if you straight " I don't want anyone checking up on me . My bro did 4 years in prison so I'm starting think he's a fukkin homo or something . And it's NEVER anything important. It's always some silly shyt I don't give two fukks about. One time he had me on the phone for a half fukkin hour I hit him with every move
"But yea bruh, Ima holl-"
*cuts me off
"Ey flea u know where I can get some lean? Cause I been thinking about selling that shyt"
Me: *sigh how much u need man?

Another 15 minutes of bullshyt after that

I used to but I don't fukk with that lame opp ass nikka no more