Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
Damn near every job I had
Do you have a "work bae" ?
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Gully Bull
Love Sponge
7. I avoid the kitchen area at lunch time because they are always going to break at the same damn time. Not even getting that much work done nowadays. Spread my sphere of influence to the office south of us... And got caught by the guys in my dept
isaygotdamn
Pro
i've smashed 3 girls at my current job. I regret that shyt
Turk
Young, Gifted, and Black
Lowkey yeah
Shes this cute Somali girl....damn near the complete opposite of a ratchet
Anything I need she got it.
We need to clean up after work? She'll do the cleaning
I don't have lunch? She'll split hers with mine....hell she'll even cook me lunch and bring it to me
I could probably mess with her outside of work if I tried.....but I'm not sure about that
Shes this cute Somali girl....damn near the complete opposite of a ratchet
Anything I need she got it.
We need to clean up after work? She'll do the cleaning
I don't have lunch? She'll split hers with mine....hell she'll even cook me lunch and bring it to me
I could probably mess with her outside of work if I tried.....but I'm not sure about that
Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
i've smashed 3 girls at my current job. I regret that shyt
You really shouldn't shyt where you eat
Yeah. And its fukked up because she overhead me tellin this other new chick that me n the new chick were gonna make hall of fame linebackers and power forwards. She was legit a lil salty 
Its fun tho as long as no harm is done. I love talking to and flirting with females so fukk it. Like I said, as long as no harm is done
Have fukked around with bytches i worked with in the past tho. Females in relationships. Never gonna do that shyt again. I waltz away from any potential drama nowadays lol
Its fun tho as long as no harm is done. I love talking to and flirting with females so fukk it. Like I said, as long as no harm is done
Have fukked around with bytches i worked with in the past tho. Females in relationships. Never gonna do that shyt again. I waltz away from any potential drama nowadays lol
Why nikkas in here talking about fukking up money for p*ssy?This is harmless shyt to do to pass the time.Once I clock out i'm single again
isaygotdamn
Pro
You really shouldn't shyt where you eat
Yeah it was a terrible idea
first girl, fell in love with the dikk and wanted to leave her man for me. didn't explicitly tell ppl i piped her but made it obvious that she was in love with me. Not bragging but i can do better than her. and ppl were flabbergasted that i was even talking to her. the p*ssy was too fire.
I eventually had to cut all ties and tell the gossip ring leaders that I never fukked her. They don't believe me though second girl, everything was perfect. She's a married MILF, she had way more to lose than me so she kept that shyt under wraps and didnt tell anybody. Until she slipped up and got caught by her husband texting me explicit shyt. Dude has threatened me and everything, luckily he doesn't know that I work with her.
When he found out that nikka called me 27 times in a row and sent me various threatening text messages,Third girl, the joke was on me
I fell in love with her. she was wifey material to me. She had a man also but she eventually broke up with him for me. We had so much chemistry together, we spent a month together 24/7, work and outside of work. She relapsed and got back with her ex. My heart was broken brehs. Now i'm a bytch made nikka at work cuz i have to deal with seeing her face every day at work and that shyt is not easy. Makes me get all up in my feelings every time i see her. Dip your pen in company ink brehs
Beerus
Banned
iono chick she really bad like beautiful i'm mad cool with at work she engaged n shyt(lol she told me she I was the first one at work to know about it) I just speak to her like I'd speak with my girl cousins. I got love for her but not on a relationship or tryna smash level. Like I see her more like one of my cousins. Plus each time I got an issue with a broad I'm always talking to her about it. and im always nagging her n shyt. I see her more as a sister/cousin But ill talk to her outside the workplace but not like OD n shyt and I was at her engagement party last yr. Plus she knows how much of a sick ass pig im with chicks
But I never even tried to make a move on her even before she got engaged cuz man iono just did not feel like it but she is bad as hell.
She the best yo :mjcryoak:
But I never even tried to make a move on her even before she got engaged cuz man iono just did not feel like it but she is bad as hell.
She the best yo :mjcryoak:
Big Daddy
Fight or die fighting, no surrender.
It's hilarious reading these stories. nikkas is crazy.
Me personally - I cannot think of a job that I've worked, that had females, and I didn't fukk some of them. It's my ritual , I HAVE to smash coworkers.
Only one time, out of all of these years of doing it, has it ever even 'hinted' towards turning sour, and I actually made a thread about it on here a while back.
From my experience with supposedly "shytting where I eat" (the dumbest shyt i ever heard) it's all about how you deal with the women, and WHICH women you deal with.
You fukk with the ratchets at work you'll get ratchet drama
I've been doing this for years, and at my current job there are now 3 chicks here that I've smashed. No awkwardness(except for that one that i said almost turned bad), no drama, no bullshyt.
And it's been like that anytime I've smashed a coworker from my job, throughout my working history.
Again, it's all about picking the right women and even more than that, conducting the whole ordeal properly.
That's all it takes... either that I'm just a lucky ass ninja? Doubt it
Me personally - I cannot think of a job that I've worked, that had females, and I didn't fukk some of them. It's my ritual , I HAVE to smash coworkers.
Only one time, out of all of these years of doing it, has it ever even 'hinted' towards turning sour, and I actually made a thread about it on here a while back.
From my experience with supposedly "shytting where I eat" (the dumbest shyt i ever heard) it's all about how you deal with the women, and WHICH women you deal with.
You fukk with the ratchets at work you'll get ratchet drama
I've been doing this for years, and at my current job there are now 3 chicks here that I've smashed. No awkwardness(except for that one that i said almost turned bad), no drama, no bullshyt.
And it's been like that anytime I've smashed a coworker from my job, throughout my working history.
Again, it's all about picking the right women and even more than that, conducting the whole ordeal properly.
That's all it takes... either that I'm just a lucky ass ninja? Doubt it
Why nikkas in here talking about fukking up money for p*ssy?This is harmless shyt to do to pass the time.Once I clock out i'm single again
It's harmless until HR come around like...
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These chicks are one mood swing away from putting a sexual harassment case on your file...be careful out there my dude.
