Do you have kids?

[Danny Up]

2 maybe babies and 7 step kids. no official biological. I regret it everyday though.

 

[bcrusaderw]

Jokes gonna be on you one of these days. You talk to much shyt to have your shyt together.

What does that mean? You mean b*stard children in my future by a philandering husband? I'm much too smart for that.

 

[AtomicUse]

Two kids here, I got a baby named "checking" and a baby named "savings."

They're both getting so big, I'm so proud of them.

 

[semtex]

None. Let's "network" and have some strong healthy beige babies :barkley:
@Desirous

 

[Mowgli]

What does that mean? You mean b*stard children in my future by a philandering husband? I'm much too smart for that.

Uh huh. You not long term relationship material. 8 years before you end up baby mama status. Tops.

 

[GoPro]

Last chick to tell me she wanted my baby...

Me:

Her:

 

[bcrusaderw]

Uh huh. You not long term relationship material. 8 years before you end up baby mama status. Tops.

That would require me to copulate with my significant others something I won't be doing. Don't worry I'll be having a total hysterectomy in a few years. Thanks for caring about my about uterus though.

 

[Mowgli]

That would require me to copulate with my significant others something I won't be doing. Don't worry I'll be having a total hysterectomy in a few years. Thanks for caring about my about uterus though.

So the buck stops with you huh?
Its probably for the best

Now, tell me about all the terrible things youve done

 

[Mowgli]

Last chick to tell me she wanted my baby...

Me:

Her:

Last woman who told you that probably looked like that before you put hands on her.

 

[Methodical]

No kid but I love my 3 nephews and My older brother for staying married with his wife and being a good ass father, both of them have good ass jobs.

If I want to have a kid so I have to find the right woman and marry her and I don't want to be called "Baby Daddy" shyt, etc.

 

[GoPro]

Last woman who told you that probably looked like that before you put hands on her.

Says the dude with 25k posts on ONE of his numerous aliases. Do you even see your imaginary kid?

 

[Strapped]

no!

 

[Mowgli]

Says the dude with 25k posts on ONE of his numerous aliases. Do you even see your imaginary kid?

Yes. I see my imaginary kid. In my mind.


fakkit mad a Stupid bytch wants to have his baby. Maybe you're just like your father.

 

[bcrusaderw]

So the buck stops with you huh?
Its probably for the best

Now, tell me about all the terrible things youve done

I have morals, so nothing, and a child would be lucky to get my superior intellect.

 

[GoPro]

Yes. I see my imaginary kid. In my mind.


fakkit mad a Stupid bytch wants to have his baby. Maybe you're just like your father.

And maybe your son is just like his father's hairline, non existent. You mad at the world hermit ass bytch