Do You Know Any Compulsive Liars?

[tmonster]

I know a dude who thinks he owns a record company.

Wears fake chains shades all the time

and says he has a Bentley in some lot somewhere( forgot the bs story)

He works at giant and lives in his moms section 8 house.

He be tryna sign people Everyone just nods along to him

:zfg:

 

[tmonster]

I remember this dude I grew up with lied so actually believed it.

We was playing football on concrete and glass(don't ask why).

This nikka telling us while we're running plays how he got head from the baddest lil bish in the hood early that day.


I'm like nikka you lying

He was like bro, *kisses hand* I swear on everything I love(I had no other choice but believe him) hood code

So he telling us how he sucked him off behind a dog house he said he nutted in hair and next time we see her she gone look like Cynthia from Rugrats

We all like

So later on that day, she came up to us asking where her best friend was.

My boy was like I heard you slurped____ off. She was like what he said that. We all run to his house and he came out and start going off. Like bytch you sucked my dikk and you was your on knees pit bull and rottweiler shyt.

She was like dumb mfer I just came back from South Carolina and been in the house all day

He was like uhhh on everything it was you..... So it wasn't you

We all like

Her brother stomped his soul out.

:zfg: I can't breathe

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

explain

His life story can be summed up by that 50 line.... "daaaaammmmnn homie... in high school you was the maaaaaan homie... fukk happened to you"

All those lies were easy to cover up in high school but now he is living very bummish. People dont fukk with him no mo

 

[Chris.B]

Yes....me.

if I really told women what I'm interested in, I would still be a virgin today.

I don't want to wine and dine you...Not into all the late night dinner dates. I just want to fukk.
But I will play the game till I get what I want. If it's good enough I will stick around.

If not I will dip.

 

[AntiHero]

I knew this dude in elementary school named Sherman, dude would make up the craziest stories and lies.

I remember this one time he said Cleon from The Warriors was his uncle and that he used to brawl with other gangs with him when he was younger .