It's a lot of nasty fukks I outchea, brehs
A few years ago I was at the Cheesecake factory and one of the cooks slid out of the stall while I was at the urinal and just walked right on out and I made slight eye contact wit dude like
I told my date what happened and that we had to get the fukk on, but she had ordered. bytch had "food poisoning" the next day
I outta go and leave a google review right now, almost 3 years after the fact
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nikka my dikk aint gon shrink and fall off from som fukkin germsIm in my 30's. You gotta million hands touching a door handle. A million hands and filth touching everything. You're touching a million things before you go to the bathroom, so why would you touch your dikk first and then wash your hands as if your dikk is the dirtiest thing you've touched all day. You need to be thinking about the cleanliness of your dikk, not doing a courtesy wash to appease the feelings of a fukkboy who you might share the bathroom with. Cats worried about leaving dikk molecules on the door handle but not worried about putting the trillions of germs from door handles on their dikks, before they wash?
u do the no hands huhIf I don't touch my peen then no I don't wash, but I use hand sanitizer after
Maybe your dikk is dirtier then the door handle at the gas station, but mine isnt. I wash my hands, before and after i piss. Meanwhile you rubbing HIV, HPV, HERPES, and STD on your dikk before you piss, n then just, wash your hands.nikka my dikk aint gon shrink and fall off from som fukkin germs
on the other hand if u fukk around and touch ur bacteria infested dikk then touch ur face
ur whole underwear area is full of bacteria (that i believe comes out of ur anus, and also ball sweat) that is dangerous. and look, i know its germs everywhere but put it like this, when are the other times during the day that u actually wash your hands? doing it after every time after a trip to the bathroom gets u rid of all the germs from before doin yo thing in there, and from ur dikk. its a good hygienic habit.
Maybe you should start washing your dikk after you piss, nikka.
I don't know if you got this from a movie, but there is a movie where one of the characters goes on this exact rant, but I can't remember anything about it or the title.Im in my 30's. You gotta million hands touching a door handle. A million hands and filth touching everything. You're touching a million things before you go to the bathroom, so why would you touch your dikk first and then wash your hands as if your dikk is the dirtiest thing you've touched all day. You need to be thinking about the cleanliness of your dikk, not doing a courtesy wash to appease the feelings of a fukkboy who you might share the bathroom with. Cats worried about leaving dikk molecules on the door handle but not worried about putting the trillions of germs from door handles on their dikks, before they wash?
nikka wut kind of supergay STD thats where u live that the virus doesnt die as soon as its exposed to air. ol gay mutant ass nikka.Maybe your dikk is dirtier then the door handle at the gas station, but mine isnt. I wash my hands, before and after i piss. Meanwhile you rubbing HIV, HPV, HERPES, and STD on your dikk before you piss, n then just, wash your hands.
thats from there that u can get sick, or affect ur skin
yeh breh i always shyt in the morning before showering
nikkas feel at home too You dont know anything about viruses, please shut the fukk up and stop speaking. Making excuses to touch your dikk with door grime. Im embarrassed for you.nikka wut kind of supergay STD thats where u live that the virus doesnt die as soon as its exposed to air. ol gay mutant ass nikka.
and breh the danger zone from germs is not ur dikk, its ur face
I think great minds must think alike because ive never seen a film where this was explained.
Ok you moron, did you know that you can contract herpes from toilet seats? Lets just start there. Did you know that? If you did you can use your imagination, eat a slice of humble pie and shut the fukk up, now if you didnt know that you can use your imagination eat a splice of humble pie and shut the fukk up.
