I was smashin a BAD bytch outta town for a couple months, shorty was bad, had a legit office job n made crazy bank...
Never caught feelins for her or ever even entertained the possibility of it, but as time passed, she started throwin lil hints like she wanted it to get deeper...it came up in convo one day (cuz we got somewhat close, on some homie type shyt, that's where I kept it at) about our pasts...I kept it funky, and she was like "well I'ma keep it funky too...my number is...somewhere around 150"
I hit her witt da
















And never spoke to her again....
bytch spent weeks textin me talkin bout "I knew I shouldn't have told u...."

bytch like that woulda negated the fact you had 3 football teams worth of dikks rammin u before we met...n she was only 25


I never smashed raw, still got tested, and we wasn't ever nothin serious, but I still felt like I lauce