Mothafukka will be sitting with his boys in the crib and shyttin'. They don't eem know.
they over there thinking dude just farted or whatever....till an hour passes and the smell is just as strong and opening the window doesn't help 
Does anybody else here hold their Doodoo Baby?
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they over there thinking dude just farted or whatever....till an hour passes and the smell is just as strong and opening the window doesn't help Something tells me he doesn't give a fukk.
All them like
And he just go
Something tells me he doesn't give a fukk.
All them like
And he just go
Sitting on they couch feeling
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im not leaning over desks squeezing my legs and shyt, but i do hold it in if i know its a small shyt and im only gonna have to go again in another 4 hours
i HATE using the bathroom. it takes so much fukking time out your day and life. sometimes i wish i only peed when i had to shyt
plus i hate (although i will if i have to) shytting anywhere but home, so when i wait after working 8 or 10 hours, or wherever i was, and get home, feel like i just flattened my stomach
could be why the skin on my face is so bad
i HATE using the bathroom. it takes so much fukking time out your day and life. sometimes i wish i only peed when i had to shyt
plus i hate (although i will if i have to) shytting anywhere but home, so when i wait after working 8 or 10 hours, or wherever i was, and get home, feel like i just flattened my stomach
could be why the skin on my face is so bad
You telling me you never had to speed up the stroke with your pawg because your colon was playing "Space Invaders"?
Nah....if you got the bubbleguts, take a shyt and a shower before you subject your girl to that rancidness
Knuckles Red
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The worst is when you have to pee, but the shyt baby inside of you is banging at the exit of your bootyhole to be let out. So then you have to squeeze your loaf cutter while you're peeing in a way that doesn't cut off the flow of piss through your urethra.
Nah, man. I never got it that bad, but I do know I was hitting a stroke once that was working my abdominals and CLEARLY was moving everything I ate around.Nah....if you got the bubbleguts, take a shyt and a shower before you subject your girl to that rancidness
That Jamaican long stroke aint for the faint of heart.
Nah, man. I never got it that bad, but I do know I was hitting a stroke once that was working my abdominals and CLEARLY was moving everything I ate around.
That Jamaican long stroke aint for the faint of heart.
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way back as a little ass kid I remember playing outside and I had to shyt
I hopped the fence and shyt right on my neighbors tree then used some big ass leaves to clean my ass
went right back to playing
point being its fukk everybody when I gotta drop itjust keep your diet clean and courtesy flush+
I hopped the fence and shyt right on my neighbors tree then used some big ass leaves to clean my ass
went right back to playing
point being its fukk everybody when I gotta drop it
just keep your diet clean and courtesy flush+
Knuckles Red
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When I was a kid I would always hold my shyt, and then stop up the toilet. My parents would always yell at me when this happened. One time, when I had to be about 8 or 9 years old, I let out a big log in the toilet. I knew it was gonna stop the toilet up, and I didn't want to get yelled at. So I reached in the toilet and broke up my shyt log with my hands, and flushed it.way back as a little ass kid I remember playing outside and I had to shyt
I hopped the fence and shyt right on my neighbors tree then used some big ass leaves to clean my ass
went right back to playing
point being its fukk everybody when I gotta drop it
Toilet still clogged up.
iFightSeagullsForBread
The Working Class Hero
Nah....if you got the bubbleguts, take a shyt and a shower before you subject your girl to that rancidness
off-topic, but I recall this one nikka named Louisiana, buddy ass was so geeked to fukk this girl nikka ended up shytting right in the bed.
You could have a promising career as a drug mule!