I'd first like to say, why would anyone in Canada resort to a life of crime? Cops don't have guns, everyone lives in nice huge houses, don't gotta worry about racist cops, pretty much anyone can thrive in Canada. I know this older guy who brags about his Canadian pops being in prison and I can't help but imagine his fakkit father sipping tea, watching hockey, while knitting a fukkin sweater in a well decorated prison cell. shyt gotta be a joke