Does hiring a lawn service make you a bytch ass nikka?

Does hiring a lawn service make you a bytch ass nikka?


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THE MACHINE

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Grown, healthy man and can’t cut your own grass? :hhh:

I can see if you’re wiring an electrical panel or framing an addition to your home, but not cutting grass and edging a lawn. Nah, we off that.

Water the lawn, poke holes in the rough areas, drop lime (for the ph level) and seed. Cover with soil, water everyday for 6 weeks. Voila, brand new lawn
 

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I just got back from the streets and the answer is no. It actually make you a boss. You supposed to have other nikkas clipping hedges and shyt while you use your day to smoke gas and make boss moves.
I feel you. I can afford it but I like working in the yard in the hot ass Florida sun on weekends just for the workout.

It is time-consuming though. My yard is big as fukk. I got 2 kids and another on the way. Work OT every week. And I’m finishing up a short film I wrote, directed and acted and an accompanying music project.

I need free time to think of fly shyt. I be blowing trees and watching ducks, geese and ibises and thinking of genius shyt.
 

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-No. It has nothing to do with not having the time or time being money, I just don't feel like cutting the shyt. It was either a chore or punishment growing up & I only do it to avoid getting fined.

-You feel like cutting grass makes you a man somehow then bring your low self esteem having ass over & cut my shyt too.
 

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Unless you got a mansion sized lawn, you a sissy :heh:

I was laughing my ass off watching this cac struggle to mow his front lawn…muthafukka way younger than me too…lawn won’t even that big neither :mjlol:
 

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A few weeks ago I was scrambling to prepare for a big ass event and had shyt scattered everywhere in my spot. Was up for like a day straight. Got back from the event and was like I do not have the energy to clean this shyt up. My homegirl got her own cleaning service. I knew that she would come and clean this shyt up for $50. I knew it would take me about 2 hours.

I said to myself, DoubleBurger, is your time worth more that $25 per hour. I looked at myself and said :mjtf: you fukking right.

So I called my homegirl and told her to come clean this hoe up. The point is, time is money. What’s your time worth?
 

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I just got back from the streets and the answer is no. It actually make you a boss. You supposed to have other nikkas clipping hedges and shyt while you use your day to smoke gas and make boss moves.
my time is money.

I can pay someone to cut my land or I can use that time to make money or level up in another way.


Being laid up with some funky broad in that bum ass house watching trash reality TV while somebody else cuts your grass isn't a "boss move" brehs :mjlol:
 

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my time is money.

I can pay someone to cut my land or I can use that time to make money or level up in another way.
Let’s be real most people aren’t using that time for anything constructive

Paying someone to cut while you browse the coli :russ:

I will say sometimes you just don’t feel like cutting. If you can afford it :yeshrug:

What’s next…Are you a bytch if you allow other people to cook your meals :dead:
 
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