nope. i'm squeaky clean. been driving since i was 16, and i haven't gotten as much as a ticket in my life. i got in 1 accident, and it wasn't my fault. i have been pulled over tho...
cop: licence and proof of insurance please

me: (hands them over)

cop:

(goes to the car to run my licence)
me:

cop: (comes back to my window) do you realize that you have NOTHING on your record at all?

me: yep

cop:

i'm gonna let you go with a warning tonight
me: (thinking: "i know you will

") thank you so much officer

cop: (walking away)


me: (driving off)


