Does R&B Music Promote Simping?

[Po pimp]

The most simp song I ever heard in my life (well, the chorus anyway)

 

[Peruvian Connect]

You arent understanding. Im not puting my deeznick where another mans had his in a 72 hour period. Thats just me. If you like massaging your deez in nut residue, thats you.

so what you're saying is you don't get any p*ssy.

 

[Mowgli]

so what you're saying is you don't get any p*ssy.

Im in a relationship so currently im getting it from her. When i wasnt i had women who only slept with me while i slept with other women. Sorry you dont have to that kind of power over women. I guess you just like fukking nut residue. Sad.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

You arent understanding. Im not puting my deeznick where another mans had his in a 72 hour period. Thats just me. If you like massaging your deez in nut residue, thats you.

I stumble upon a random Mowgli post and he's talking about dikks being covered in other men's nut. Gee, what a surprise.

 

[Mowgli]

I stumble upon a random Mowgli post and he's talking about dikks being covered in other men's nut. Gee, what a surprise.

I dont need to see a random post from you because i know 80 percent of yours revolve around homosexuality, fakkit. Beat the shyt outta your bird chest havin ass. Im sure you can appreciate nut residue in your bytch. You call that a twinkie you bytch ass nikka.

 

[Kenny West]

I came to this epiphany too while listening to Ryan Lesilie. I simp vicariously through R&B.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

I dont need to see a random post from you because i know 80 percent of yours revolve around homosexuality, fakkit. Beat the shyt outta your bird chest havin ass. Im sure you can appreciate nut residue in your bytch. You call that a twinkie you bytch ass nikka.

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[Peruvian Connect]

Im in a relationship so currently im getting it from her. When i wasnt i had women who only slept with me while i slept with other women. Sorry you dont have to that kind of power over women. I guess you just like fukking nut residue. Sad.

And you know what she's doing 24/7?

 

[Mowgli]

And you know what she's doing 24/7?

Yes i can account for every minute of her life. Keep better control of your bytch.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Yes i can account for every minute of her life. Keep better control of your bytch.

Insecure ass fakkit. No wonder you wifed up a Asian bytch that barely speaks English.

 

[Mowgli]

Insecure ass fakkit. No wonder you wifed up a Asian bytch that barely speaks English.

Yo Bird Chest, you soft as cotton candy married to a hoodrat who wears animal print nail polish. This isnt sensational posting, this is reality. Your bytch wears animal print nail polish and looks like a gorilla while you act like some righteous message board intellectual. Its a shameful contrast. No wonder she doesnt want to procreate with your swagless DNA. You know you're a bytch when you been with a bytch for eons and you arent even worth trapping. I guess you're praying for the day science gives men the ability to carry children you bytch ass nikka.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Yo Bird Chest, you soft as cotton candy married to a hoodrat who wears animal print nail polish. This isnt sensational posting, this is reality. Your bytch wears animal print nail polish and looks like a gorilla while you act like some righteous message board intellectual. Its a shameful contrast. No wonder she doesnt want to procreate with your swagless DNA. You know you're a bytch when you been with a bytch for eons and you arent even worth trapping. I guess you're praying for the day science gives men the ability to carry children you bytch ass nikka.

I'm not sure what your fascination with animal print nail polish is, but my wife has never worn animal print nail polish. She wears designs but it wasn't animal print.

I'm not sure why you would you bring up wives when you shacked up with a putrid ugly Asian bytch that's built like an ironing board and looks like an 8 year old little boy mixed with a pterodactyl. You probably have more ass than her especially since you took all those backshots from sensai Sandusky. My wife is working on her second degree and your bytch is a brainless zombie who barely speaks English and came to America from a rice paddy in Beijing in a FedEx box. And she won't even marry your fukking lame corny ass even though you tried to keep her with a baby because she's tired of you coming home smelling like mat foam and other men's testicle sweat then trolling message boards every night you fukking loser.

 

[Mowgli]

I'm not sure what your fascination with animal print nail polish is, but my wife has never worn animal print nail polish. She wears designs but it wasn't animal print.

I'm not sure why you would you bring up wives when you shacked up with a putrid ugly Asian bytch that's built like an ironing board and looks like an 8 year old little boy mixed with a pterodactyl. You probably have more ass than her especially since you took all those backshots from sensai Sandusky. My wife is working on her second degree and your bytch is a brainless zombie who barely speaks English and came to America from a rice paddy in Beijing in a FedEx box. And she won't even marry your fukking lame corny ass even though you tried to keep her with a baby because she's tired of you coming home smelling like mat foam and other men's testicle sweat then trolling message boards every night you fukking loser.

Bruh i remember the photo of your wife. She had animal print nail polish, a staple of hoodratish divas. You know nothing about my lady so stop with the fairy tales. I saw your bytch and a picture is worth a thousand words. Now why dont you go home and make sure that bytch gets her daily supply of oats and hay you bytch ass nikka.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Bruh i remember the photo of your wife. She had animal print nail polish, a staple of hoodratish divas. You know nothing about my lady so stop with the fairy tales. I saw your bytch and a picture is worth a thousand words. Now why dont you go home and make sure that bytch gets her daily supply of oats and hay you bytch ass nikka.

Lol...it was a design but it wasn't animal print. I've seen your bytch and she's ugly as fukk and looks like there's very little brain activity going on inside her bird-like head beyond the most basic functions like breathing and hunger. My wife looks better than your wife and is superior in intellect and education so and you know this so why even go there? You're just making yourself look stupid.

 

[Uncle Trill]

This has to be the worst simp song of all time

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