Spent bout 9 years in the army. Some as personnel and some as infantry ranger.
It's the branch I recommend, though I've learned more about the navy now, those cats pretty grimey too.
Yeah you live better in the AF and travel more in the navy...there's a special pride you have when you tell people you served in the army. Us getting treated like shyt is part of the badge and its only mind games any rate.
The army let's you know you can do ANY job and not give a fukk. Its the reason I be at work now laughing at mufukas crying bout petty shyt. If you can make it in the army you can make it anywhere!
The marines would be cool, but they brainwash you too much. But they get the absolute MOST respect once you get out.
Real spit...the army is all about "where that next piece of ass at".
Serving right now in Ft Stewart. EVERYTHING you said is true 100%

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really breh?
Nikkas call it the Chairforce cuz we was laid back and didn't give a fukk.