Dog Gets Hoed By A Goose

[Paradoxical Tiger]

Get your card pulled Drehs

 

[Beer Drinker]

He yoked that mf up that last time

Yeah that was definitely a hoe out tho. Dog was like take me back inside

 

[jdubnyce]

Yo that goose was relentless...probably got too close to the nest

 

[sportscribe]

Some of these retreiver breeds can be docile af.

Don't think I could own one.

 

[Stir Fry]

I'm pretty fearless when it comes to most shyt, but geese creep me the fukk out lol

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

At that point I know my dog is a true biitch, but I still gotta defend him. I'm grabbing that fukkin goose by it's neck and swinging that shytt like it's a pillow fight

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

The dog was female maybe the goose just wanted some interspecies loving.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

He grabbed it by its neck and threw it, greh still came back for more

 

[get these nets]

Should have turned the boat motor on when the goose got behind it. Would have fukked WaWa up.

 

[Billie Jean]

The dog musta done something

 

[KneeGrow.]

I 'd at the thread title alone

 

[old pig]

yo he really hated that dog lmaooo

 

[Dorian Breh]

A goose will run up on ANYBODY

I know it's some brehs in here that that goose would give the instrumentals too as well

 

[verbalkint]

Yeah I'm tossing it 3 times tops...

Spoiler

 

[Vilify]

Should've choked it out.