Dogs are only friendly because they're retarded *proof inside

[Wandissimo]

Read the bolded part

What did dogs do to you?

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

What did dogs do to you?

They're loud, they're dangerous, they shyt and piss and drool and spread hair and bacteria everywhere. I don't like them

If I hear one more dog bark all night I'm poisoning it I swear to Allah

 

[Edub]

I think you're all retarded for arguing about dogs and cats.

C’mon man don’t rationalize here

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

What did dogs do to you?

He got chased by some playful pups when he was little. Clints kinda a drama queen so he believes they were trying to maul him

 

[Wandissimo]

They're loud, they're dangerous, they shyt and piss and drool and spread hair and bacteria everywhere. I don't like them

If I hear one more dog bark all night I'm poisoning it I swear to Allah

Cats don’t even have emotions, they damn near act like reptiles

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Cats don’t even have emotions, they damn near act like reptiles

They do hiss like snakes

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Cats don’t even have emotions, they damn near act like reptiles

I'm a stoic person. Why wouldn't I want a stoic pet

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

They do hiss like snakes

Maybe they hiss at you, cause they can sense evil

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Maybe they hiss at you, cause they can sense evil

 

[Wandissimo]

They do hiss like snakes

 

[Wandissimo]

I'm a stoic person. Why wouldn't I want a stoic pet

You got too much mouth

 

[Ikwa]

Can the same be said about dog owners?

 

[Nymbus]

I will say when a cat is cool whichu you know it's on a real nikka level and not some pathetic suck up that runs around licking everybody's face cause they crave approval

 

[NYChase718]

Funny as fukk

 

[Smokin Rider]

I hope if a family member of yours ever ends up missing, that the search and rescue dog shyts in your presence and quits the job