Dogs are only friendly because they're retarded *proof inside

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All a dog knows is to beg for food like a lame ass bytch. Dumb bytches will literally sit there and starve if you don't feed it. Drop that dog off on another set of doofuses and it'll forget your goofy ass ever existed after it gets fed for a few days :mjlol:
Wrong… dogs pick up voice and tone, unlike cats that only pick up yarn
 

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Come in and generalize every dog as hypersocial to prove a point that nobody cares about, other than to detract from #dogset.

Nobody is scared of cats, yet mostly everyone is afraid of dogs..
This was a actual scientific article with real research being done by real neuroscientists :mjlol:

Your reading comprehension is as low as a mutts dignity :scust:
 

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This was a actual scientific article with real research being done by real neuroscientists :mjlol:

Your reading comprehension is as low as a mutts dignity :scust:
So Wolfs inherently are independent and thinkers, whereas the domestication of the canine has made them dependent upon humans...for a REASON you GOOFY.

If dogs where allowed to think like WOLVES i.e. retaining the two genes called GTF2I and GTF2IRD1 , more dogs would turn against their owners for wolves by nature test the alpha for weakness.

But you wouldnt understand that, because you have a narrative and are looking to score jokey joke points on dogs, referring to them as "retarded".

People like you skim the studies to suit your post rather actuals when it comes to UNDERSTANDING the breed.
 

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Brian Hare, the founder and director of Duke University's Canine Cognition Center, put it like this in an interview with PBS: "Asking which species is smarter is like asking if a hammer is a better tool than a screwdriver.

"Each tool is designed for a specific problem, so of course it depends on the problem we are trying to solve."

However, various studies have concluded that, overall, cats are not smarter than dogs.

One study often cited is that of neurologist Suzana Herculano-Houzel, who has spent nearly 15 years analyzing cognitive function in humans and animals. One such experiment she performed involved counting the neurons in the cortexes of a cat, golden retriever and a mixed-breed small dog.

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The cerebral cortex of the brain is involved in many higher level processes, including thought, association and memory.

The cortexes of dead animals were liquified in order to measure the number of suspended nuclei from neuron cells. This meant researchers could estimate the number of neurons present.

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An estimate of the number of neurons in the average huuman cortex is 16 billion, according to Herculano-Houzel's findings. Her research found the dogs had 429 million and 623 million neurons for the mixed breed and golden retriever respectively, while the cat had 250 million neurons in their cerebral cortexes.

She told PBS: "Neurons are the basic information processing units. The more units you find in the brain, the more cognitively capable the animal is.

Adding to this evidence of dogs' superior brainpower, a study in 2008 showed cats are not as good at counting or identifying quantities compared to dogs and fish.

Scientists answer if cats are smarter than dogs

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So Wolfs inherently are independent and thinkers, whereas the domestication of the canine has made them dependent upon humans...for a REASON you GOOFY.

If dogs where allowed to think like WOLVES i.e. retaining the two genes called GTF2I and GTF2IRD1 , more dogs would turn against their owners for wolves by nature test the alpha for weakness.

But you wouldnt understand that, because you have a narrative and are looking to score jokey joke points on dogs, referring to them as "retarded".

People like you skim the studies to suit your post rather actuals when it comes to UNDERSTANDING the breed.
It's not a joke. I fukking hate dogs. They're little retarded inbred fukks. They sound of them slopping up food makes me want to slap you :scust:

I understand perfectly the study you troll. At least wolves are respectable
 

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So Wolfs inherently are independent and thinkers, whereas the domestication of the canine has made them dependent upon humans...for a REASON you GOOFY.

If dogs where allowed to think like WOLVES i.e. retaining the two genes called GTF2I and GTF2IRD1 , more dogs would turn against their owners for wolves by nature test the alpha for weakness.

But you wouldnt understand that, because you have a narrative and are looking to score jokey joke points on dogs, referring to them as "retarded".

People like you skim the studies to suit your post rather actuals when it comes to UNDERSTANDING the breed.

Sonned
 

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It's not a joke. I fukking hate dogs. They're little retarded inbred fukks. They sound of them slopping up food makes me want to slap you :scust:

I understand perfectly the study you troll. At least wolves are respectable
And imagine, you see more people with dogs than cats..

People love them some inbred retards..sucks for you..
 

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How is telling me something I knew before him sonning me. I'm the one that posted the fukking article. I researched it more than most of you I promise
Because most people who are dog owners know this, so for YOU to try and post a article to justify your feelings....makes you look...obtuse.

Try removing hate from your heart and you wont have to respond with such negativity.
 

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Because most people who are dog owners know this, so for YOU to try and post a article to justify your feelings....makes you look...obtuse.

Try removing hate from your heart and you wont have to respond with such negativity.
Putting words into my mouth is one of my pet peeves. :aicmon:


You think this is a joke but I'm on a psy-ops campaign against these cretins. :ufdup:
 
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