Dolphins RT leaves team after emotional breakdown from prank

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it really is some middle/high school stuff and if that nikka brain capacity never got beyond that i'd be afraid of that man sized temper :merchant:
he might catch a body over this:why:
i wonder if it was his idea or somebody close to him to hit the hospital. sounds like someone knew better and said "let's go for a drive and cool off" :whoa:
called the looney bin ahead of time and said "we gotta problem, get the toughest straight jacket ready. be there in 15"
dropped him off like "i'm doin this for you baby" :sadbron:
leaves like :whew:
 
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how the fukk you a 6 ft 6 300 lb motherfukker getting that homotional

ditka would've had this fakkit in tears every sunday
 

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Teammates did this to him last year :smugfavre:


He went to stanford so it's clear he's a soft fakkit with identity issues related to being bi racial

:ufdup: don't blame that shyt on Stanford, I went there and I'm as thorough as they come...
 
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Yo some of these guys are big babies. Especially the O line. I played with a guy who 100% had aspergers and he would always flip out on shyt like this. nikka was like an angry rain man of pass blocking. Had zero social skills and would flip out on people over simple jokes. Actually played with a few guys like that over the years. I'm guessing its something along those lines. Retards can be @ssholes too though. I hated that fukk.
look up aspergers, and come back and admit that you and your teammates are dikks

fukkin hate football players sometimes
 

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That was funnier tho.

He been around football players his whole life. Pranks ain't no surprise. You gotta learn how to handle pranks in jr high football. The proper response would've been to wait until the next day, fart by they head, give em the :youngsabo: and say, "Now y'all got a reason to leave"
 
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