Don Jon (Joseph Gordon Levitz/Scarlett Johansson)

[Kliq_Souf]

^^^ true but you have a gf... she is gonna check your shyt. Your phone and PC should be GF-proof.

 

[Lord Beasley]

Just saw it today.... Was afraid to name any of the porn stars I knew


Ending was and at the same damn time

 

[Rich Spirit]

Finally saw this shyt, when she made that nikka bust fully clothed

She teased the hell out of him, but man that scene gave me those feels

 

[nyknick]

Honestly one of the biggest things that took me out of the movie was that he took home all these girls every night, and they ALL just wanted to do some boring missionary with him and gaze into his eyes?

What year is this? 1950? Women aren't like that in 2013.

I know breh that had me like He's out there in the club basically sixty-nining bishes, had them broads in Indian head stands on the dance floor but when he takes them back home they're prudes.

JGL also fukked up by casting Julianne Moore, five years ago it would've been passable casting, but she hit the wall hard brehs. It was tough watching the ending especially with those close-ups of her face.

But the biggest thing that messed the movie up for me was writing. I understand it's JGL's first movie but that shyt was baaad. Saturday Night Live sketches have deeper dialogues than this shyt.

 

[daemonova]

Just saw it today.... Was afraid to name any of the porn stars I knew

if you watch the credits, they list every porn star they had in the movie

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Just watched it a couple days ago, I liked it a lot.

I didn't care for the chick he ended up with , but the movie was dope

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Honestly one of the biggest things that took me out of the movie was that he took home all these girls every night, and they ALL just wanted to do some boring missionary with him and gaze into his eyes?

What year is this? 1950? Women aren't like that in 2013. Especially ones that are out there fukking anything that moves. Unless Don Jon is a bytch? Why did he not just grab some of those girls, flip them over and push face down in the pillows?

He finally gets with Scarlett and settles for some missionary the whole time and no head?

Again

He was basically saying that all these dimes he took home couldn't fukk


Even his girl didn't even slob him down because she felt she looked too good. I've SEEN it before... even experienced it once or twice but I'm not smashing dimes on the regular .

So he resorted to porn which numbed him to regular sex.. I can agree with that to a certain extent

 

[O.T.I.S.]

BTW, this nikka knew NOTHING about stashing his porn. They even got browsers you can download that hides your shyt for you

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

I thought it was solid but good God they really couldn't find anyone else in Hollywood??? Old ass Julianne Moore???

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Pretty terrible imo. Ending was pointless and Julianne Moore had no eyebrows.

Cosign this, I wouldn't say the movie was terrible but the ending was odd and abrupt.

 

[El Cocodrilo]

Cosign this, I wouldn't say the movie was terrible but the ending was odd and abrupt.

Breh you gotta also cosign me about the no eyebrows part right?!

 

[Lord Beasley]

I wasn't trying to have my girl know I knew them without the credits

if you watch the credits, they list every porn star they had in the movie

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

.......................

 

[Lakers Offseason]

So is this worth a watch? How much do we see of Scarlett?

 

[Rich Spirit]

So is this worth a watch? How much do we see of Scarlett?

Yea, but Scarlett is shown like half of the movie.