Donald Trump got the stockmarket looking like a BLOODBATH 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 | MAGA-based merits [the OFFICIAL #TrumpTariffs thread]
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Look at this bozo juelz 
OneManGang
Veteran
Look at this bozo juelz
Why everybody with this accent just sound sleazy?
Like you can’t trust nothing these dudes say lol. I wouldn’t let bro sell me a car
focusloco
All Star
Why everybody with this accent just sound sleazy?
Like you can’t trust nothing these dudes say lol. I wouldn’t let bro sell me a car
He doesn't even believe that bullshyt he's spitting.... sounded like a kerby vacuum salesman or the guy at the mall trying to hustle folks selling shoe cleaner....this country is officially sponsored by barnum and Bailey circus
[shytpost] The art of the deal
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Commented on Sun Apr 13 10:37:46 2025 UTC
Do nothing.
Win.
Absolute Xinema
Do nothing.
Win.
Absolute Xinema
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@oroborous
>Trump hikes China tariffs to 30% and then 84%
>China reciprocates
>Trump hikes tariffs to 145%
>China reciprocates
>Trump announces that he wants Xi to call him
>China does nothing
>Trump announces he would be ready to "make a deal"
>China does nothing
>Trump rolls back tariffs
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@oroborous
i forgot the exact point i wanted to make here but just looking at the timeline is kinda hilarious
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@michaelzachrau
The old fart of the deal against the art of war.
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@MisterSpread
Art of the deal
Right @chamath @BillAckman ?
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@Bratt_world
This might be why WTO | Dispute Settlement news archive
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@_everythingism
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@buildWithDeclan
But but bu what about the 4D chess?
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@allanbreports
Art of the Cave.
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@Refplusten
Weak sauce
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@MiddleAngle
Tariffs are tricky business
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@JeraldV
ArT oF tHe DeAl
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@paradisemint
Nice story, no how about posting what actually happened!
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@nickreal03
Brilliant art of the deal negotiations...
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@DimitryDoronkin
Yep, that pretty much as it went down the drain
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@sameralia46
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@TimothyIvaikin
Don’t give any playing cards to Ukraine, so you have good playing cards at hands - this is for sure
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@GenevaInvestor
THE ART OF THE DEAL.
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@Edogasan
This is funny
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@HolyCow52943968
Winning
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@Amjad92366
When you begin a fight without knowing other side's preparation.
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@Koma_Trading
what about Cars tarrifs?
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@swombat
It's the Art of the U-Turn!
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@_ThePr0letariat
Art of the Fold
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@learnforwards
Didn’t roll back on china
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@howellsacto
Oh.
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@another07047584
apparently its "the art of the deal"
but of course, no deal whatsoever at this point!
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@OlaniyiOnline
The Felon Folded. As usual.
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@JQS105mith
"Do not releliate and you will be rewarded", no cards.
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@retailLNG
He will win all the way to no2
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@khsolo
Winning !!
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@AngelInvestorOG
trump has taken a knee
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@ChallengeBelief
So Trump blinked. Sounds familiar.
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@roaringwisdom
Accurate
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@BowTiedPerun
Trump bends the knee to China
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@Anele_charliez
And it's wonderful to watch.
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@ThinkAppraiser
Fart of the Squeal
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@Vedran1986
Art of the deal
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@oroborous
>Trump hikes China tariffs to 30% and then 84%
>China reciprocates
>Trump hikes tariffs to 145%
>China reciprocates
>Trump announces that he wants Xi to call him
>China does nothing
>Trump announces he would be ready to "make a deal"
>China does nothing
>Trump rolls back tariffs
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@oroborous
i forgot the exact point i wanted to make here but just looking at the timeline is kinda hilarious
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@michaelzachrau
The old fart of the deal against the art of war.
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@MisterSpread
Art of the deal
Right @chamath @BillAckman ?
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@Bratt_world
This might be why WTO | Dispute Settlement news archive
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@_everythingism
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@buildWithDeclan
But but bu what about the 4D chess?
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@allanbreports
Art of the Cave.
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@Refplusten
Weak sauce
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@MiddleAngle
Tariffs are tricky business
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@JeraldV
ArT oF tHe DeAl
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@paradisemint
Nice story, no how about posting what actually happened!
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@nickreal03
Brilliant art of the deal negotiations...
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@DimitryDoronkin
Yep, that pretty much as it went down the drain
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@sameralia46
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@TimothyIvaikin
Don’t give any playing cards to Ukraine, so you have good playing cards at hands - this is for sure
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@GenevaInvestor
THE ART OF THE DEAL.
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@Edogasan
This is funny
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@HolyCow52943968
Winning
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@Amjad92366
When you begin a fight without knowing other side's preparation.
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@Koma_Trading
what about Cars tarrifs?
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@swombat
It's the Art of the U-Turn!
23/37
@_ThePr0letariat
Art of the Fold
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@learnforwards
Didn’t roll back on china
25/37
@howellsacto
Oh.
26/37
@another07047584
apparently its "the art of the deal"
but of course, no deal whatsoever at this point!
27/37
@OlaniyiOnline
The Felon Folded. As usual.
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@JQS105mith
"Do not releliate and you will be rewarded", no cards.
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@retailLNG
He will win all the way to no2
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@khsolo
Winning !!
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@AngelInvestorOG
trump has taken a knee
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@ChallengeBelief
So Trump blinked. Sounds familiar.
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@roaringwisdom
Accurate
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@BowTiedPerun
Trump bends the knee to China
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@Anele_charliez
And it's wonderful to watch.
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@ThinkAppraiser
Fart of the Squeal
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@Vedran1986
Art of the deal
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Piff Perkins
Veteran
Markets gonna be unstable again due to uncertain messaging from the WH plus China's expanded retaliation. Trump is not going to back down and it's becoming clear republicans in congress are willing to let the economy tank for months before daring to undercut Trump. Good luck with that shyt...
First term lesson: Trump always lashes out when he gets boxed in or takes a perceived loss. Expect something stupid in the coming week or two. Sending the military to the Panama Canal? More violent deportations? etc
Thank god for the CCP. Xi showing the world what you do with a bully.
fakkit ass EU leaders folded like a cheap suit.
Shouts to Canadians as well.
fakkit ass EU leaders folded like a cheap suit.
Shouts to Canadians as well.
Look at this bozo juelz
Seriously though. How does Trump consistently find people like that? His whole cabinet is literally full of shyt.
ReasonableMatic
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Piff Perkins
Veteran
They’re playing him like the predictable fool he is. They pull the mineral exports, he cancels the tech exceptions. So his emotional bullshyt will tank the market tomorrow and fukk Apple. Americans will not tolerate the price increases that are coming.
ReasonableMatic
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Imagine losing 50% of your stable income because you voted for MAGA to lead AmeriKKKa
Imagine losing 50% of your stable income because you voted for MAGA to lead AmeriKKKa
Hope he goes out of business…
Enjoy the tariffs
More Chaos: Trump Admin Signals New Tariffs on Electronics From China After Pause
After announcing an exemption for smartphones, computers and other electronic goods on Friday, White House officials now say more tariffs are coming.
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More Chaos: Trump Admin Signals New Tariffs on Electronics From China After Pause
On Friday, the administration announced an exemption for smartphones, computers, and other devices, but this weekend White House officials say more tariffs on those goods are coming
April 13, 2025
Donald Trump looks on during a cabinet meeting in the Cabinet Room of the White House on April 10, 2025, in Washington, DC. Brendan Smialowski/Getty Images
The Trump administration had announced tariffs on products from China only to walk back that decision on Friday, issuing an exemption from astronomical 145 percent reciprocal tariffs for smartphones, computers, semiconductors, and other electronic devices — although other tariffs would still apply.
But on Sunday, the administration had senior White House trade adviser Peter Navarro and Commerce Sec. Howard Lutnick on NBC’s Meet the Press and ABC’s This Week, respectively. Both only added to the confusion around the issue.
Lutnick said that the technology exemption was only put in place temporarily until the administration can write a new policy for those goods.
“Those products are going to be part of the semiconductor sectoral tariffs which are coming,” Lutnick told host Jonathan Karl. “So, you’re going to see this week there will be a register in the federal registry. There will be a notice put out.”
Lutnick added that semiconductors and pharmaceutical imports from China are “going to have a special focus-type of tariff to make sure that those products get reshored,” adding that those tariffs “are coming in probably a month or two.”
“Our medicines and our semiconductors need to be built in America. Donald Trump is on it. He’s calling that out,” Lutnick said. “So, you should understand these are included in the semiconductor tariffs that are coming and the pharmaceuticals are coming.”
Experts have warned that forcing a company like Apple to manufacture iPhones in America could come at a very steep cost, potentially doubling the cost of manufacturing the device, according to Bank of America analysts led by Wamsi Mohan. The cost of labor alone could increase 25 percent, they said. Another analyst, Wedbush’s Dan Ives, estimated that an iPhone made in the U.S.A. could cost $3,500 — nearly tripling the retail price. Apple currently manufactures more than 80 percent of its products in China.
“It’s pie in the sky,” Jeff Fieldhack, research director at Counterpoint Research, told CNBC of an American-made iPhone.
More confusingly, Navarro insisted that the exemptions for electronics from reciprocal tariffs the White House announced on Friday are “not exclusions” to Trump’s tariff policy.
“The policy is no exemptions, no exclusions,” Navarro told Meet the Press moderator Kristen Welker.
“Even the White House called it an exclusion,” Welker pointed out.
Despite the chaos and apparent flip-flopping, Navarro claimed the tariffs are “unfolding exactly like we thought it would in a dominant scenario.” (Anticipating the tariffs going into effect, the markets dipped, which Trump Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent, a multimillionaire, said was “healthy.” When the tariffs first began, the stock market plunged further and still hasn’t fully recovered. Trump has claimed the crash was intentional.)
Democrats meanwhile have been heavily critical of the administration’s tariffs and their effect on the markets.
“There is no tariff policy,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren said Sunday on ABC. “It’s all just chaos and corruption. That’s all we have going on. And how can you believe any of these guys?”
She continued by advocating for Congress to intervene: “These guys are into chaos and into corruption, and this is the reason it is time for Congress to step up and to say, under the authority that the president is currently using by declaring these national emergencies, ‘No.’ The law says specifically Congress can just say, there’s no national emergency across the board here, and revoke that authority from the president.”
Warren said that the courts could step in to stop Trump but that Congress should not wait for that because it has the power to intervene. “Every Democrat is ready to go, to push back and take away from the president the power he’s now exercising and the chaos he’s now creating,” she said.
“The question is whether or not the Republicans will join us in this,” she continued. Trump’s extreme approach to tariffs has Republicans scrambling to defend and make sense of the president’s aggressive strategy.
“There will be a vote in about 15 days,” Warren said. “The Republicans can either decide that their entire job is to do nothing but bow down to Donald Trump, or the Republicans in Congress can say that their job is to stand up for the American people and to stand up for the American economy and roll back what Donald Trump is doing.”
Warren also pressed the Securities and Exchange Commission to conduct a “sweeping review of all securities trades” to investigate whether federal officials, including Trump, violated insider trading laws.
“It’s entirely appropriate to have an investigation to make sure that Donald Trump, Donald Trump’s family, Donald Trump’s inner circle didn’t get advance information and trade on that information,” Warren said. She also mentioned legislation she introduced to block members of Congress from insider training.
“The American people should never have to wonder, when the president, when his Cabinet, when members of Congress are making a decision, whether it’s for the good of the country or for the good of their own bank account,” she said.
Three of four Americans polled by CBS News/YouGov said they believe Trump’s tariffs and trade policies will benefit the wealthy and increase prices in the short term, while 71 percent said that large corporations will benefit.