Don't feed ducks anymore, brehs/brehettes

[The_King_of_Everything]

Tell drake to stop ducking me

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

What is your hand doing anywhere near any duck in the first place. You think your life is a Disney movie

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[Inglewood]

What about pigeons?
Can you feed them?

 

[playboyric]

 

[King Crimson]

 

[Crakface]

I grabbed a swan by the throat that tried to run up on me trying to knock me off my square flappin its wings. A bird with teeth, does not move me. Just a reason to give that bird some flying lessons, taking off over my shoe.

 

[kp404]

just ate some duck 5 minutes ago

Roasted Duck is a damn fine meal

 

[Mike Ock]

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Hell nah

 

[tuckgod]

Aquatic birds are all, in general, a$$holes.

As a nikka that has lived around water all his life this is big facts.

We used to put alkaseltzer in bread and try to get the seagulls to eat it and blow up because them little bytches would always swoop down and swipe shyt out your hand or shyt bomb us when we was playing sandlot sports.

fukk them nikkas.

I miss them though.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

 

[skokiaan]

Why have any type of animal eat off ur hand..throw food at them or place that shyt on the ground they know what to do after..they feed from the ground anyway

 

[General Mills]

Looks pretty much like a regular duck, right?

[Charlie Murphy] "WRONG.....WRONG!" [Charlie Murphy]

At first glance, the goosander looks like a typical waterfowl; but when feeding ducks at the pond, you might not want to offer your hand to the members of this unusual species. As the largest of the “Sawbills” of the genus Mergus, the goosander inhabits rivers, estuaries, and park lakes throughout Eurasia, Canada, and the USA.

Extending from its bill are more than one hundred and fifty razor-sharp teeth, curved backwards, which can slice through the bodies of fish like a hot knife in butter. A bird with teeth is always going to be an anomaly—but even more eerily, this dinosaurian “devil duck” may at times saw up small mammals, and even other birds, as though it were some form of aquatic raptor.

@duck Had no idea y’all was that gully

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

Aquatic birds are all, in general, a$$holes.

I've seen ducks rape others

They are foul.

Moral of the story don't trust these birds