Don’t throw your cell phone at an Uber

[Contrefaire]

Eh. Anytime I see shyt like this where the audio is muted things are immediately sus.

 

[KeysT]

Knocked em out like a couple of 160lb cheetahs.

I love The Coli

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

2 for one
The third one ain’t want no smoke

He will be the one to write down the plate number though

Dude immediately assumed the "hands up, don't punch" position

 

[Cat piss martini]

crackas woke up in hogwarts.