Don't you Hate men with weak handshakes??

[Clay Puppington]

Never understood putting so much importance on grabbing another dude hand.

Seriously?

 

[Henri Christophe]

Just look at how the white men feels the need to try to opress with a handshake.

This the funniest shyt I ever read on here


I just laughed so loud my nikka





Holy shyt

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

white boy caveman shyt

 

[Henri Christophe]

white boy caveman shyt

Facts

But in a work/business setting, sometimes you gotta pull some white boy caveman maneuvers & techniques in order to secure the job/bag/business deal/client

 

[Ricardo Mercylago]

I feel physically sick when it happens. A weak handshake is extremely effeminate.

Also when nikkas don't know how to time the handshake properly so you end up grabbing the front of their hand instead of their palm

Some dude at my work made that mistake recently, and I could tell he felt emasculated

Now every time we shake hands he overcompensates to show dominance

He probably thinks I did it to him on purpose.

There's a lot of psychology behind a handshake brehs.

Nah that shyt is your fault. Hate when dudes squeeze before sliding to the web.. always feel like theyre just tryna get leverage by catching u off guard and not establishing that grip first.. no homo

 

[Solo ✧✦✧]

Seriously?

Say what you want to say dude.

 

[Henri Christophe]

always feel like theyre just tryna get leverage by catching u off guard and not establishing that grip first

This thread is fukking hilarious

LOL

 

[Benefited]

shaking hands?
we off that.

in 2018 i grip the back of a dudes dome like a basketball and hold it for like 30 seconds.
then i let my hand slowly glide down his neck.
then quickly grab the back of the dome again for another 5 seconds.

get on my level.

Sounds homosexual in nature,but I'm sure if you can convince white men to start doing it,alot of us would follow suit

Another way to emasculate other men is to greet them like that exec did Terry Crews

 

[Karb]

Nah that shyt is your fault. Hate when dudes squeeze before sliding to the web.. always feel like theyre just tryna get leverage by catching u off guard and not establishing that grip first.. no homo

You're not supposed to "slide" to the web

We're not trying to caress other men's hands

It's in and out, pause

 

[Ohene]

hand shakes should be abandoned...daps adopted worldwide

 

[Ricardo Mercylago]

You're not supposed to "slide" to the web

We're not trying to caress other men's hands

It's in and out, pause

Haha. True true.. Meet at the web i meant

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Sounds homosexual in nature,but I'm sure if you can convince white men to start doing it,alot of us would follow suit
Another way to emasculate other men is to greet them like that exec did Terry Crews

you sound like you need your dome gripped up.

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

Never understood putting so much importance on grabbing another dude hand.

shyt is suspect as fukk

 

[Clay Puppington]

Say what you want to say dude.

Regardless if it's a handshake for some business shyt or I'm dapping someone up, if it's limp or weak then I can't help but look at you different. But that's just me

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

Facts

But in a work/business setting, sometimes you gotta pull some white boy caveman maneuvers & techniques in order to secure the job/bag/business deal/client

To overcompensate that you work in an environment that is less rigorous than others