Don't you hate when someone asks to use your computer?

[duncanthetall]

Like damn nikka. I live on my own so I don't even bother going into private browsing before I google search "white slut gets gang fukked by the football team".

So when a muhfukka is over my crib and asks to se the computer, either I tell em or tell them one sec, I gotta "check something" and wipe everything/log out of errrrrything.

But u kno they know what is up when they hop up in that address bar and the browser is clean as fukk

fukk these nikkas. It's 2012. Use ya phone bytch. You kno I live alone and stay on dem innanet porns. Making me think u goin thru my browsing history, all self conscious n shyt

 

[marcuz]

log them in under a guest account

 

[ugksam]

why are you trying to blame your friends when clearly the issue is with you being ashamed of the kind/amount of porn that you watch?

you should never ask to use another man's computer though, one time i asked my friend to use his laptop and there was a folder open with a video file that had been clicked on previously, in the preview picture i could see my friends face and his hand grabbing his dikk i was like man, he said some bytch he met online requested he send her a video i didnt even wanna touch his computer after that

 

[MidniteJay]

I got a guest account at start up and they would need a pass to use my personal account. No big deal homie.

 

[Malfoy]

I say, "NO."

 

[Dr. Acula]

log them in under a guest account

This.
I have my own password protected account and I created a separate account for my GF in addition to having a guest account.

 

[DaChampIsHere]

I hate when I go on someone's computer and when I type in the "P", the first thing that comes up is "pornhub" or some other shyt.

I remember this gay boy brought his computer into the office one time and I typed in the letters "m-a-n" to look up "Manhattan GMAT and the first thing that came up on that bytch was something about "man for man" dating. I was disgusted. He snatched his computer away so fast.

I don't watch porn and I only browse The Coli in one of them private windows, plus I empty out the history regularly. I pretty much let everyone use my shyt so it's as clean as a whistle

 

[Demon]

Thats annoying...

but more annoying is when my one homeboy comes over with a stack of blank dvds like "can you download and burn me some porn"

Im always like @ his 4 dvds and shyt.

I do it cause thats my man, but using up my ratio on private torrent sites when i go to download his shyt is

 

[Kings County]

Thats annoying...

but more annoying is when my one homeboy comes over with a stack of blank dvds like "can you download and burn me some porn"

 

[BrothaZay]

I hate when I go on someone's computer and when I type in the "P", the first thing that comes up is "pornhub" or some other shyt.

I remember this gay boy brought his computer into the office one time and I typed in the letters "m-a-n" to look up "Manhattan GMAT and the first thing that came up on that bytch was something about "man for man" dating. I was disgusted. He snatched his computer away so fast.

I don't watch porn and I only browse The Coli in one of them private windows, plus I empty out the history regularly. I pretty much let everyone use my shyt so it's as clean as a whistle

 

[Tom]

i just let them use a guest account

 

[ugksam]

Thats annoying...

but more annoying is when my one homeboy comes over with a stack of blank dvds like "can you download and burn me some porn"

Im always like @ his 4 dvds and shyt.

I do it cause thats my man, but using up my ratio on private torrent sites when i go to download his shyt is

so helpin your homey jack off is whats hot in the streets?

 

[Reality]

brehs no lie when i was studying in undergrad, i was helping my girl at the time with this project in the theater/arts building...and we were in this room in the basement of the building where people work on light and set design...

we hop on one the computer in the room and go to search for something and all sorts of gay previous searches pop up...im talking "big black cock", "black men interracial gay sex", "twinkie fukked by large black man", etc...

we check the history and there's like an hour and a half worth of straight gay links on this computer...with facebook links interspersed in between. the dude who was looking at the shyt didnt even bother to log out of his facebook.

dude was either totally oblivious, or his shame game was

 

[intruder]

I don't see the big deal.

Unless you got a porn stash you're hiding on there. I usually have a guest account setup anyway.

My porn stash and music are all on my NAS at home. I'm a firm believer in remote file storage

 

[Red Omega]

Def dont like this shyt lol..

"yo let me see your ipad"

"hold up let me check something first"

*clears history*

Ight breh here you go