Don't you hate when someone asks to use your computer?

[Coli Bot]

All my porn is in a secret folder called ''system programme files'' and its hidden in my documents and I clear my history on the regular

 

[61 Corpses]

Thats annoying...

but more annoying is when my one homeboy comes over with a stack of blank dvds like "can you download and burn me some porn"

Im always like @ his 4 dvds and shyt.

I do it cause thats my man, but using up my ratio on private torrent sites when i go to download his shyt is

 

[flea]

i keep all porn activity on the ipad. my computer is clean as fukk. i just hate when they ask to use my shyt when im using it. like damn breh, i know u see me here surfing looking all jolly and shyt. dont ruin my fun maricon

 

[HookersandIceCream]

It's not that serious

As long as its not a family member I'm okay with it

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

all my history is cleared automatically when I close the browser.. so I just close the browser

I'm not really gonna log out and have them log on as a guest so they can just checktheir email or print a boarding pass real quick

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

I use Opera as my main browser, but when someone wants to use my computer, I open IE for em to browse the Net. I never use that shyt.

I also have no porn files on my computer. Streamin all day brehs.

 

[MoneyBags]

i keep all porn activity on the ipad. my computer is clean as fukk. i just hate when they ask to use my shyt when im using it. like damn breh, i know u see me here surfing looking all jolly and shyt. dont ruin my fun maricon

LMFAO

 

[MicIsGod]

so helpin your homey jack off is whats hot in the streets?

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

*Promptly opens up Firefox




*Uses Chrome


It's not that serious though.

 

[DaRealness]

log them in under a guest account

Problem solved. That's what I always do.

Although the day when I got my new computer my sister came round unexpectedly and asked to use it quickly and I had to create a user account real fast lol.

 

[Ohene]

its not thaat serious cause watching porn is a part of life

Def dont like this shyt lol..

"yo let me see your ipad"

"hold up let me check something first"

*clears history*

Ight breh here you go

but some cases where the video might actually be up or I have to make sure a window showcasing the stash isnt up I do this

I still have favourites in firefox though thatll pop up in the drag down address bar. my shyt set up so that when i exit all history deletes tho

 

[Demon]

so helpin your homey jack off is whats hot in the streets?

Dude comes through with beer, weed, pizza and wings....and them blank dvds are inevitable in that situation

so its not like i can say no

 

[Soundbwoy]

People know I watch porn

 

[ManBearPig]

Like damn nikka. I live on my own so I don't even bother going into private browsing before I google search "white slut gets gang fukked by the football team".

So when a muhfukka is over my crib and asks to se the computer, either I tell em or tell them one sec, I gotta "check something" and wipe everything/log out of errrrrything.

But u kno they know what is up when they hop up in that address bar and the browser is clean as fukk

fukk these nikkas. It's 2012. Use ya phone bytch. You kno I live alone and stay on dem innanet porns. Making me think u goin thru my browsing history, all self conscious n shyt

lol you could have put this in my thread

http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/46749-what-some-shyt-bothers-you-isnt-really-all-serious.html

 

[acri1]

In that kind of situation I have no choice but to sign them in as a guest and temporarily throw my external HD in the bushes.