Don't you hate when someone asks to use your computer?

[ugksam]

Dude comes through with beer, weed, pizza and wings....and them blank dvds are inevitable in that situation

so its not like i can say no

"thanks for the hot wings breh, i`ll hook you up with that new brian pumper joint."

please tell me it aint really like that

 

[The Jewnited States]

*Promptly opens up Firefox




*Uses Chrome


It's not that serious though.

same tactic i use breh

 

[Demon]

"thanks for the hot wings breh, i`ll hook you up with that new brian pumper joint."

please tell me it aint really like that

only a fakkit would think of some shyt like that.

Run along, fakkit

 

[Brock Landers]

My browser game is solid brehs, no search suggestions/history/cache and cookies cleared/guest account.

If somebody wanted to fukk you over though, all they'd need to do is take a look at your Flash player website storage settings

 

[MikelArteta]

nikkas jerking off in their computer chair, their cum filled hands touching their keyboard and mouse and your asking to use their pc?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk breh!

 

[malbaker86]

My browser game is solid brehs, no search suggestions/history/cache and cookies cleared/guest account.

This

And have your "stuff" on an external hard drive like most people in 2012 do

 

[Nick Barnes]

I use separate web browsers for doing dirt Safari for all me regular browsing and I have firefox hidden away for when I google big booty bytches

 

[The Jewnited States]

i think the problem is a lot of the degenerates on this forum don't have enough self control to drop their dikk out of one hand and use it to open the other browser first

 

[unit321]

i think the problem is a lot of the degenerates on this forum don't have enough self control to drop their dikk out of one hand and use it to open the other browser first

Do you mind using the word ding dong next time? Thanks.

 

[The Jewnited States]

Do you mind using the word ding dong next time? Thanks.

 

[YBE]

Computer/T11443WOD[C:]/Data/Pass/RT/i33/iod/43/file/parse/debug/file/BIGBOOTIES

 

[BasketCase]

A real man has porn on his computer and brags about it. It's only nasty if you act all shy and embarrassed about it. I tell any nikka who wants to use my computer the same thing:

Feel free to use my computer but make sure you're mentally prepared to see some stuff that may scar you for life

 

[RJY33]

A real man has porn on his computer and brags about it. It's only nasty if you act all shy and embarrassed about it. I tell any nikka who wants to use my computer the same thing:

Feel free to use my computer but make sure you're mentally prepared to see some stuff that may scar you for life

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Like damn nikka. I live on my own so I don't even bother going into private browsing before I google search "white slut gets gang fukked by the football team".

So when a muhfukka is over my crib and asks to se the computer, either I tell em or tell them one sec, I gotta "check something" and wipe everything/log out of errrrrything.

But u kno they know what is up when they hop up in that address bar and the browser is clean as fukk

fukk these nikkas. It's 2012. Use ya phone bytch. You kno I live alone and stay on dem innanet porns. Making me think u goin thru my browsing history, all self conscious n shyt

I don't give two fukks if someone asks to use my computer. If someone sees something like "Brazilian bytch takes a gangbang" or some other crazy ass shyt I proudly own up to it.

"Yeah I was masturbating. I was masturbating so I could fukk longer later. That's some grown man shyt." - Hannibal Buress

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

i remember going to my boys house to play some nba 2k or something. I never used a ps3 before so i mistakenly open up the browser and tube8 opens up. I close that shyt quick as hell and never said a thing.
The thing is that ps3 is right in the living room where everybody walks by on a big ass tv; why would u do that to yourself?