Don't you hate when you ask a girl if she got some condoms..

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Most women I dealt wit don't ask or mention condom. While I'm on top of a chic it be that pause in action like
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and we both wondering who gonna make the responsible decision then she slide me in the p*ssy
 

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No, I have experience with them having condoms too tight and too small.

Me: I don't want to use a condom :why:
Her: :usure: then no sex :stopitslime:
Me: Ok fine...I fukking hate these shyts :snoop:
Her: Let me see you out in on...
Me: *Pulls condom down to middle of the shaft :mjgrin:
Her: ::usure:
Me: *Pulls condom down the rest of the way :mjcry:

Sometimes I will slip it off in doggy :mjlit:. I got caught though a few times.

Admit to rape brehs :stopitslime:
 

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:francis: had a chick not only do that but it was a mega pack of condoms some Costco 200pk shyt :snoop: I was still relatively young and didn't think nothing of it until I was talking to my brehs later on and they pointed that out to me

I’ll never forget one broad I was fukking with literally had an entire top drawer full f condoms. Organized and shyt. Looking like a gotdamn rainbow. She had every damn brand imaginable.
 

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If you ask a girl for condoms you are an idiot playing with your future. All it takes is a needle.

No it don't. I've tried this before. Poked a condom with a needle and jacked off in it just to see if it leaks, and it hardly does. Takes more of a slit than a poke before semen can really leak out.
 

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That's when u grab da condom, open da package up. Start putting on the condom, and grab dat booty n pull her in doggy position. N then u slap da condom off. Throw dat shyt away wit da wrapper n hit that raw doggy.

I always pull out 4 life
Chlamydia isn't fun breh
 

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I always thought its best for the dude to bring his own condoms because he knows how big he is and what fits comfortable for him. I mean unless a woman already been with u and know u need specific ones like magnums cuz he packin...then she can get them if she wants. I always broughy my own tho.

But can't get mad at a woman for having them available...cuz at least she cares about her health and trying to make good decisions.
 
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