Don't you hate when you out eating with a chick and she asks....

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When she starts eating your fries and she could have gotten her own
 

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Nah man, this chick I be messing with pays for her own food. But she still asks me these stupid little questions. And even after I answer, she keeps on going with the airhead bullshyt.. example

Her: "What should I get?"

Me: "I don't know, get the fish sandwich"

Her: "You think I'll like it?"

Me: :what:

(*In my head* bytch how should I know whether you'll like it or not? Why the fukk you keep asking me these dumb ask questions ? )

Sounds like the type of chick who needs a real aggressive,macho,a$$hole dude to tell her what to get.
 

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"What should I get?"

:why:

bytch get whatever the fukk you want. How should I know what YOU should get? Or what YOU want? Make your own damn decision.

I swear it's not even that I hate women, but it's like bytches give you so many reasons to not like them. And they ask you stupid questions like these cuz they're so damn indecisive and sheeplike that they're constantly looking for ways to weasle out of them making their own decisions like an adult.


This whole thread :skip:

But OP i feel u. Im a woman and i go out to eat with my bff maybe 2x a month. She cant make a decision for nuthin. I look at the menu and just order what sounds good to me.

Bff: :jbhmm:U think i should get the pasta or the ribs?

Me: :dwillhuh: idk. The pasta sounds good.


Bff: :patrice: How many skrimp u think they putting in it? Is it worth 14.99 if it only comes with one side?


Me: :why: idk. I guess. Hurry up so we can order.

Bff::usure: what are u getting?


Me: :stopitslime: the same shyt i always get

Waitress: :krs: can i take ur order!

Bff: :ufdup: no. We need a few more minutes to look over the menu. And i axed for water without the lemon.

Me: :demonic:

Her: :jbhmm:


Shyt drives me fukn crazy.
 

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Nah man, this chick I be messing with pays for her own food. But she still asks me these stupid little questions. And even after I answer, she keeps on going with the airhead bullshyt.. example

Her: "What should I get?"

Me: "I don't know, get the fish sandwich"

Her: "You think I'll like it?"

Me: :what:

(*In my head* bytch how should I know whether you'll like it or not? Why the fukk you keep asking me these dumb ask questions ? )

She's looking for directions, instructions, and leadership.
 

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When I'm with a woman I feel as if she's in my care. I keep a close eye on her like child. Smile at her alot.

I'd be happy to help her choose if that's what she's asking of me.

Some women love to be ordered for and shyt like that. They can't go around doing that kinda shyt in 2018 - cause: ?feminism? - so it comes out subtly.

My whole goal is to set the tone for the bedroom scene. Feed her dinner then feed her.. desert. Keep her feeling warm and safe and she'll open up as far as she can for you.

It doesn't cost a certain amount, but it will probably cost some amount. If you want to pamper YOURSELF you lay down a few bucks, so of course showing her a good time requires some money.

Y'all dudes are out here holding women to a standard of being logical like men and wanting them to pay their part of the bill.

Just drop the $50 on the meal and be nice to her. She doesn't owe you shyt for that, but maybe she will want to hang out further. Keep being nice and if you can afford it, keep taking her out.

Got damn. Niqqas act like it's a fight or sumn.
 
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"What should I get?"

:why:

bytch get whatever the fukk you want. How should I know what YOU should get? Or what YOU want? Make your own damn decision.

I swear it's not even that I hate women, but it's like bytches give you so many reasons to not like them. And they ask you stupid questions like these cuz they're so damn indecisive and sheeplike that they're constantly looking for ways to weasle out of them making their own decisions like an adult.

That's not it...she wants to see if you are an uncultured plebeian.

She asked to see if you been to the place before, if you gave any thought to her tastes, or if you know the difference between an Alsace, Malbec and a Nebbiolo. :sas2:

People like knowledgeable people.
 

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Sounds like the type of chick who needs a real aggressive,macho,a$$hole dude to tell her what to get.
She's looking for directions, instructions, and leadership.
Y'all get it wrong. She already made a choice, she wants you to confirm it. That's the infuriating part. She asks, you suggest something, she asks again until you suggest what she wanted to choose in the first place Just like when she asks you what shoes she should buy or which dress she should choose.
 

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"What should I get?"

:why:

bytch get whatever the fukk you want. How should I know what YOU should get? Or what YOU want? Make your own damn decision.

I swear it's not even that I hate women, but it's like bytches give you so many reasons to not like them. And they ask you stupid questions like these cuz they're so damn indecisive and sheeplike that they're constantly looking for ways to weasle out of them making their own decisions like an adult.
If they ask that I always pick for them and its something cheap too. :heh:

Tell a chick to make her own decision if you want and watch her order something that's market price:usure:
 

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The problem is yall keep taking these HOT WING HEFFAS to 5 star restaurants...

These hoes ask those dumb azz questions cause they cant comprehend a menu selection that doesnt have cheesesticks or chicken tenders........
 

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I remember I snatched the menu from this chick, threw it on the floor and told her "eat ice"
She left.:mjlol:
bytch was bad too.
Xans, bourbon and a quick temper:wow:
I'm a better person now.
:lolbron:
 

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You're supposed to pick the most expensive thing on the menu so she can know you got money. Or you can take her out for Scottish food (McDonalds) and pick off the dollar menu...
 

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Nah. That’s their slick way of seeing what type of check you about to drop on the evening

This .

If we out and I ask the question and the mans advice on what to order is expensive or cheaper on the menu is how I make my mind up :ld:

I ordered an inexpensive meal on one of my first dates and my date told me I should’ve gotten the steak :mindblown:

I got cheap ass chicken pasta pasta :mjcry:



This and they always want YOUR food drives me up the wall

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When she starts eating your fries and she could have gotten her own

:russ:

I’ve never met a man that had an issue with getting some of his food
 
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