Doorbell rings, you look through the camera and see this

[xCivicx]

The flutes would be unleashed

 

[invalid]

Me:

 

[Tasha And]

 

[ALonelyDad]

call the cops, get her ass in jail..she looks like she is homeless

 

[benjamin]

Me looking through the peep hole like (slowly starts taking my shorts and boxers off...then I start stroking my dikk to get it on rock wit the face..)...swing open the door wit da dikk pointed at her and the ...

Me: you want it one way...

Demon lady:(drops knife)

Me:but its the other way (starts chasing her wit my dikk swanging from side to side...we running down the street and she screaming)

Demon lady: HELPPPPPP FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY PLEASE HEEELP ME


Me: (picking up speed and gaining on her)STOP RUNNING OLD HOE..THOUGHT U WANTED ALL DA SMOKE?

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Scream this through the mic as loud as I can

 

[Blankthawtz]

my grandmother did that shyt one time years ago.....turns out she was cleanin her oven with like 4 cans of Eazy-Off and all the windows closed.....she went bat shyt for like an hour.....scared the shyt outta me.....

#protectouroldbytches

 

[humminbird]

Me looking through the peep hole like (slowly starts taking my shorts and boxers off...then I start stroking my dikk to get it on rock wit the face..)...swing open the door wit da dikk pointed at her and the ...

Me: you want it one way...

Demon lady:(drops knife)

Me:but its the other way (starts chasing her wit my dikk swanging from side to side...we running down the street and she screaming)

Demon lady: HELPPPPPP FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY PLEASE HEEELP ME


Me: (picking up speed and gaining on her)STOP RUNNING OLD HOE..THOUGHT U WANTED ALL DA SMOKE?

are you going through a dry spell.

 

[MidniteJay]

Open the door bit, let her stick her hand through, close the door on it and then chop her hand off.

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Stay safe

I would’ve blasted that old bytch right through the door wit the mossberg

 

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[Egomaniacal1]

I always wanted to know what It would be like to throw hot grits on someone.

 

[CACarot]

She got the wrong date for Purge night. Granny have you out in your foyer slumped and leaking

 

[Green negs and spam]

Dude on this board can't wait for the opportunity to legally murder somebody .

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

An old cac lady at my door with a knife is getting hands put on her. I will swing a blunt object to knock her off balance and pummel her ass cuz I think she called me a nikka with the hard ER

You will get stabbed and go viral

Open the door to someone holding a knife brehs