Dope Games with shytty/Boring Stories

[NZA]

bytch you BETTER be joking

oh no, im scared

 

[Grand Conde]

Nobody wants to admit it

They don't have stories.

 

[FatherSimp]

Nobody wants to admit it

At all and it's sad

No idea what any of those damn characters were babbling about.
Only thing I remember is those hunchbacks in the Dark Souls 3 were pilgrims. and they died?

All I know is in every game every npc we help end up dying

 

[the elastic]

Hitman story aint nothing to really write home about
Just a way to transition to the next mission

Blood Money's story was fie tho. They should've made a movie based off that one.

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

At all and it's sad



All I know is in every game every npc we help end up dying

Hunched over female NPC: “hello, tarnished/ashen one. Would you please rescue my cat in the great withering oak? *creepy giggle*”

You: *rescues demon cat and travels back to npc

*sees body of npc lifeless with a glowy item next to it

*obtains berserker shield

Quest over.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Days Gone, I really like the game EXCEPT anytime Deacon had one of his numerous flashbacks of his wife I was just like

 

[Pharaoh]

Horizon 1 and 2

 

[Luke Cage]

Days Gone, I really like the game EXCEPT anytime Deacon had one of his numerous flashbacks of his wife I was just like

Same,

Actually didn't like the zombie parts either. Would have just preferred a sons of anarchy type game with the same mechanics.
Didn't even get to have any other bikers chase you