Dope jay-z lines that were actually wack as fukk in retrospect

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

"I got the US open...advantage jigga"
"I'm not look at you dudes, I'm lookin past you"
"I got big guns that brrrrap...brrrap...brrrrap where yo nikkas at?"
"I hit the ground and bounce up like round ball"

 

[jadillac]

"We can go bowling, it aint like before"

 

[SuburbanPimp]

"I got the US open...advantage jigga"
"I'm not look at you dudes, I'm lookin past you"
"I got big guns that brrrrap...brrrap...brrrrap where yo nikkas at?"
"I hit the ground and bounce up like round ball"

I never thought any of those lines were dope

 

[Brock Landers]

"I'm not a businessman I'm a business...MAN"

A few people were when this came out but it just seemed really corny to me

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

"I'm not a businessman I'm a business...MAN"

A few people were when this came out but it just seemed really corny to me

LOL..."ball so hard mothafukkas wanna fine me...but first nikkas gotta FIND me..." Is gonna be king of a thread like this in 5 years

 

[THE 101]

"I got the US open...advantage jigga"
"I'm not look at you dudes, I'm lookin past you"
"I got big guns that brrrrap...brrrap...brrrrap where yo nikkas at?"
"I hit the ground and bounce up like round ball"

This line was getting clowned even before them planes hit the Twin Towers.

 

[Roberto Dinero]

"Good dude, u know I love you like cooked food"

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

"I just shot my nikka, and ran off into the night as if it was not my nikka"

"I got a Hublot call it Tebow strap that bytch with a gator band, y'all nikkas ball halftime y'all nikkas like the gator band"

 

[nalej]

the round ball line was wack but the other ones are passable. Jay hasn't spit too many lines that's made me give him his own face

 

[boskey]

"I'm not a businessman I'm a business...MAN"

A few people were when this came out but it just seemed really corny to me

Came in to post this. That line said the exact opposite of what it was meant to say...

 

[Cladyclad]

Every line still dope except that roundball ish

 

[Juliano Soprano]

"I just shot my nikka, and ran off into the night as if it was not my nikka"

"I got a Hublot call it Tebow strap that bytch with a gator band, y'all nikkas ball halftime y'all nikkas like the gator band"

That Gator Band line is attrocious breh. When he say that?

 

[muzikfrk75]

Nobody mentioned 'pack heat like the oven door'?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

That Gator Band line is attrocious breh. When he say that?

Yeah that shyt is AWFUL...but its cool in the flow of the songs...no hate thread, shyt be funny

 

[We Ready]

Came in to post this. That line said the exact opposite of what it was meant to say...

How so?