Dopeboy Thread

[HalfwayHandsome]

nikkas blowing your phone up all nite just to buy 3 lorotabs

nikkas not knowing how to do a smooth drug transaction without being paranoid, or clumsy

 

[NatiboyB]

Meet me at the spot.

Drives up to the front of car wash bumpin Cheif Keef talkin about it's hot out here bruh.

 

[904]

*gets a call from a nikka that always comes up short with cash*

*says he wants a ball*

*cuts a gram and a half with 2g of a Goody*

*gets the same call a couple days later*

 

[Food Mane]

*dude asks for a ball*

*Says I only have fulls and halfs*

*gives dude 3 .8s and a .4*

*charges for 3 fulls and 1 half*

 

[SecretLover]

*meets some street nikkas at a gas station*

*eyes one of em so I try to holla thru one of his homeboys*

*gets one of they numbers lowkey has a crush on my weedman*

*hits up plug from time to time to get a free LOUD blunt but just to blow it down with him & not to fukk his money up*

"wants the guy # i was eying but his paranoid ass nikka says I cant give u his number, I gotta get it for you".*

*thinks Why?!! I ain't gon rob the nikka damn I can't jus get a blunt?! *

*nikka like Ioon no you like dat*

It's so hard to come across a reliable, consistent weed man these days, damn

*All our conversations start off like this . Him: "Yoo" Me: "wyd" Him: "not shyt baby, trappin , wyd "*

*gets mad & tells him cant live that fastlife foreva then he takes me shopping at the mall now im happy*

*riding round the hood with my bae while he traps,all his lil hood boogas be breaking they necks,screw facing & shyt, thinks to myself bytch u mad? ツ*

.reminds me of somebody i know son

 

[Harry Sax]

wassup wit yall nikkas cuttin all this dope...its about maximizing your profits, no matter tha situation if u got the best dope its gon sell...aint nobody gon wanna fukk wit dat cut shyt yall talkin bout

 

[Ugo Ogugwa]

*moves in silence*

 

[AgentGrey]

wassup wit yall nikkas cuttin all this dope...its about maximizing your profits

The irony

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[Mowgli]

*shows murder tape to suburban chick*

*goes to prison after she gets pinched for possession and makes a deal with the cops for probation*

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

wassup wit yall nikkas cuttin all this dope...its about maximizing your profits, no matter tha situation if u got the best dope its gon sell...aint nobody gon wanna fukk wit dat cut shyt yall talkin bout

Lot of people are clueless about drug quality

 

[Born2BKing]

*new cat comes around the block to score*

*makes him take the first bump in front you to prove he ain't 5-0*

 

[Harry Sax]

Lot of people are clueless about drug quality

they might buy a cpl times if that, but i rather pay extra for A1 and have MY shyt sell faster

 

[j7thirty]

*licks top of bag and seals it with unwashed mouth and tounge*

So it's cool long as a nikka brush his teeth and use a Lil mouth wash huh? Do he gotta floss to?

You nikkas nasty letting other nikkas roll yo blunt and shyt it's some strange shyt go I'm these drug circles

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

they might buy a cpl times if that, but i rather pay extra for A1 and have MY shyt sell faster

U would have to know quality in the first pace, to know what ur getting isn't

 

[Broke Wave]

wassup wit yall nikkas cuttin all this dope...its about maximizing your profits, no matter tha situation if u got the best dope its gon sell...aint nobody gon wanna fukk wit dat cut shyt yall talkin bout

People will pay a premium for stuff they know is uncut. nikkas cuttin up 50 bags thinkin they drug geniuses