Double Spinnage - Men Tell some Creep Stories

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that jodi arias type broad who no matter what you do or say won't go away.

the chick who shows up at your house unexpected :kony:, waking up on a saturday morning and she down there looking at your baby pictures on some swimfan type ish

the chick who cuts out your yearbook picture and carries it around her wallet.
 

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this is another story about being on the bus but i had a chick with what looked like a nut stain on the corner of her mouth try to blow me while i studied for a test. she kept saying in my ear "trust me...i'm a geologist.".

:russ: wtf
 

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Me and my brother were at the mall one Saturday night a few years back. He ran in some candy store and I sat down to wait. These two females approached and said one of their friends wanted my number. I :leostare: and told them if she wanted, she needed to come ask for it. One of the girls admitted it was her who wanted it, and that they'd been following us around the mall for the last 40 minutes waiting to catch me alone. She was cute, so I indulged and exchanged numbers. Afterwards, me and my brother left to head over to these twins we'd kicked it with for awhile. Their mom worked nights and they just had to watch their little brother.


We get there and not fifteen minutes later, the chick from the mall calls my phone. When she hears laughter in the background, she asks me who the hell those girls are. I told her she didn't even know my last name and was out her mind to be interrogating me like we're together. She smoothed it out on some :whoa: and proceeded to call me five times or more daily for a week until I told her she was too clingy in the midst of checking out in a Kmart line. That was the last I heard from her but those incessant calls and texts were chilling. I pity the guy who ever got serious with her. Broad was absolutely nuts.
 

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real talk. she reminded me of

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when i refused.
 

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that jodi arias type broad who no matter what you do or say won't go away.

the chick who shows up at your house unexpected :kony:, waking up on a saturday morning and she down there looking at your baby pictures on some swimfan type ish

the chick who cuts out your yearbook picture and carries it around her wallet.

ironically something of this nature happened to me:pachaha:

Somebody told me that this girl I went to school wit had a pic of me. The thing is I never gave her the pic:heh::skip:
 

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when i was in college a guhl i knew raped(or attempted to)me..i felt so violated:sadcam:

mind you, earlier in thee evening i had been grabbing her mammaries in fun,off far too much 151..i proceeded to return to my room from thee party(it twas in my complex)to black out,thee next morning i woke up naked in my bed with a girl's sock under my bed and a pool of vomit on my floor:lolbron:

i only wonder if she did thee deed before or after i earled..and i never even bothered to ask her if she did:manny:

my boy said she did the same thing to him:merchant:
 

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17 years old.....This one chick who used to always stash nickle bags in her puss out of fear of getting stopped by police requested that we slash each others chests in a long verticle line and suck each others blood to really prove our love.



But since this is a spinnage and I didnt catch the previous thread I'll tell a creep story about myself..... 15 years old......At my girls house but only her mom was home......Looking out of the window waiting for my so called girl who more then likely was with the next nikka.....I kept going back to the window looking for her like the sucker that I was. the mom was sitting on the couch where the window I kept poking out of was. about an hour goes by the mom is knocked out on the couch. moms head is tilted and as she sleeps I start staring at her in this perverted way. For some weird reason I decided to pull my d*ck out and jerk it off by the side of her face cuz the mom looked exactly like my girl and was kinda hot. I was behind the window curtains to play it off just in case her eyes opened or she woke up suddenly. I beat for like maybe 3 minutes. I actually started to really get into it and at one point didnt care if she opened her eyes. I started to feel tingly and caught myself and put my d*ck back in my pants. I had that "almost" there feeling in my shlong and had to walk it off. Mom never woke up. I walked into the hallway and laughed silently at what I did. walked towards the bathroom and thought about getting that "almost" there feeling out in the sink but declined. Went back to the living room. the mom is still sleep. I grab the remote and watch TV like nothing happened. about 20 minutes later my so called girl walks in the house. We go in the room....No sex....just talking about dumbsh*t and I layed on her bed feeling a lil shamed at what I did but chuckling inward. Dont know if that falls in the category of creep but I just felt like telling that story here.
 

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I remember last year I was dealing with this Middle Eastern chick. She was too clingy for me, and wanted a relationship after me only knowing her for like 3 days, so it didn't work out.

Just a few weeks ago, she was messaging all of my friends on Facebook, asking things about me like "Where does he live?" "Where does he work now?" "What classes is he taking now?" "What car does he drive?" etc.

shyt was scary, 'cause Middle Eastern chicks can be worse than white chicks when it comes to that murder-suicide over a relationship shyt. :merchant:
 

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Met a chick on the job about a year ago.

People kept telling me she was feeling me, and was asking a lot of questions about me. But she never said anything to me directly.

I usually don't mess with people I work with, but she was pretty, even though she wasn't my type body wise "really slim".

So one day I approach in the break area, and said "I heard you been asking asking about me...well you can ask me directly :shaq:"
So we talk, exchange numbers, but I never hit her up.

She gets fired and hits me up asking why we never did anything. So we make plans to chill at a party one of her friends was having.

I get there and ALL of her friends are pulling me to the side like "nice to meet you, ive heard so much about you" and making slick comments to her like "so this is THE one huh"

In my head I'm like ":merchant: I've never talked to this chick for more than 5 minutes at a time"

Long story short she brought up ex's and asked me when the last time I had talked to mine. I told her "just yesterday" and she flipped out. Telling me how I'm no good and I've been using her, and how I'm fukked up. People sitting around looking like :ohhh:

I look at her and say ":russ: used you?!?!?! How the hell did I use you? What have you ever done for/with me?"

She pulls me outside, and apologizes says she has trust issues because of her ex, and she gives me this sob story about being abused.

Soon as I get in my car

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i remember my friend gave her friend my number, and this girl would not stop texting me, i mean every day all day, and i never would reply, but it would keep coming in daily.

i remember a chick cutting out my yearbook photo and carrying i taround in her wallet on some obeah type ish :kony:

i remember some chick named danielle showing up at my house unexpected, calling me and talking fo rhours, even after i was mean as hell she would continue, happaned for like 6 months till i changed my phone number and moved :wheww:
 

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There was this other girl I went to school wit that really liked me (I didn't like her back). We sat next to eachother in class and she would always annoy me and call me her boyfriend every single day :heh: I tried tellin her nicely I didn't like her but she never would get the message. To make things even crazier, She also lived right down the block from me too:pachaha:

Everyday she would try to chase after me and try to kiss me after school (she was usually unsuccessful). One day after school, I'm with my older siblings waiting for my mom to pick us up and she was wit her older brother waitin to get picked up too. Next thing I know , her crazy ass just charged after me, determined to lay a kiss on me. Her brother tried to hold her back like a dog on a leash :pachaha: but it just wasn't enough:wow: yup She caught up to me and got what she wanted (it was just a lil kiss on the cheek, I was like :scusthov::sadcam:) My fam clowned me after that incident :lolbron:

A lil later that year, I got tired of her annoying me and just told her that I didn't like her (wasn't being nice this time). She got the message this time and finally backed off (I was like :blessed:). Everytime I'd see her or speak to her when we got older, she would always act awkward around me:skip:

She probably was embarrassed:skip:



This shyt happened when I was in Kindergarten btw
 
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