SirShaktus
All Star
Saw this shot in HS and will NEVER forget it.
Was in summer school my junior year and I stayed way late playing some pickup ball.
Waiting at the bus stop when a godamn amazon tried hitting on this guy who just walked out of the CD store in front.
This woman was easily 6'6". Light skinned. Really pretty. Had curves like
. He turned her down saying he was very flattered, but he was married and lifted his hand to show her the ring. She tried to be seductive and and said what his old lady don't know won't hurt her; then tried to take his ring off.
With her mouth.
He then called her an a$$hole and a psychopath, and booked it to his car. She lost her shyt, brehs.
She went on this feminist rampage, talking about men are chauvinist dogs who hate assertive, strong women. She was trashing what she could get her hands on. Threw a trash can in the street, kicking the glass on those bus stop posters... and pushed a kid into the street and almost got him hit by oncoming traffic. The whole time going off on men.
I was like "Yeaaahhhh.... I'm walking home."
But the Express Stop bus stopping across the street.
I was about to get on, but took one last look in her direction.
She was completely naked, brehs.
Then she let out this... scream/roar that made my skin crawl.
This random psychopathic batch ruined my love of tall pretty girls for years.
Was in summer school my junior year and I stayed way late playing some pickup ball.
Waiting at the bus stop when a godamn amazon tried hitting on this guy who just walked out of the CD store in front.
This woman was easily 6'6". Light skinned. Really pretty. Had curves like
. He turned her down saying he was very flattered, but he was married and lifted his hand to show her the ring. She tried to be seductive and and said what his old lady don't know won't hurt her; then tried to take his ring off.With her mouth.
He then called her an a$$hole and a psychopath, and booked it to his car. She lost her shyt, brehs.
She went on this feminist rampage, talking about men are chauvinist dogs who hate assertive, strong women. She was trashing what she could get her hands on. Threw a trash can in the street, kicking the glass on those bus stop posters... and pushed a kid into the street and almost got him hit by oncoming traffic. The whole time going off on men.
I was like "Yeaaahhhh.... I'm walking home."
But the Express Stop bus stopping across the street.
I was about to get on, but took one last look in her direction.
She was completely naked, brehs.
Then she let out this... scream/roar that made my skin crawl.
This random psychopathic batch ruined my love of tall pretty girls for years.
and almost got him hit by oncoming traffic. The whole time going off on men.
and told them if she wanted, she needed to come ask for it. One of the girls admitted it was her who wanted it, and that they'd been following us around the mall for the last 40 minutes waiting to catch me alone. She was cute, so I indulged and exchanged numbers. Afterwards, me and my brother left to head over to these twins we'd kicked it with for awhile. Their mom worked nights and they just had to watch their little brother.
and proceeded to call me five times or more daily for a week until I told her she was too clingy in the midst of checking out in a Kmart line. That was the last I heard from her but those incessant calls and texts were chilling. I pity the guy who ever got serious with her. Broad was absolutely nuts.
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and it looks like it's all clear so we head outside and part ways. I'm walking to my truck and out of the corner of the parking lot I see Jeri walking toward me on her Michael Myers steezy. 
It's too late to turn back so I make a break for my truck. Luckily I get outta there in time. She kept blowing my phone up but eventually stopped like a week later. She left me a voicemail talmbout how she was moving to San Fran. Every now and then I get text from her telling me how much she misses me. She had a bangin body but crazy as hell.
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