I'm bout to boot her when I get back to Skyhold.Maaan....This elf/mage playthrough I'm doing got me wanting to punch Solas and Sera in the crotch. I almost gave Sera the
bytch needs to start speaking straight and kill the attitude.
Real shyt, man. You can plug a controller in if you'd like, btw, but I'm used to the PC controllers more or less after 60+ hours lmao.
Lmao right
About Morrigan & your Warden from DA Origins...
Just met my Old God baby.
I'm looking on like a proud father.
On second thought, pretty sure my Warden was black, though.
High yellow like me, but biracial at best.
I'm going to need to see the bloodwork.
Lmao right
Think you might have spawned a fukkin creepy kid tho breh. Lmao maybe it's because I'm an elf he said it, but he said something about me being an elf. I threw some snark like "Did the pointy ears give it away?"
He said some shyt like, "No, your blood did. Your blood is very old."
I love this game
BAHAHHA
You might be right.
At the time, shyt felt plausible. I wanted to strike down the arch demon and give my Warden a chance at happiness.
Something is off about the kid, though. I almost felt bad for him.
Didn't know it then but since I romanced her in DA iirc, I could have had a regular kid by her if I just didn't do the ritual.
I hope it doesn't bite me in the ass this gen.
On a different note, I ran a search for the Warden that's complete now, and Morrigan recalled him going through the mirror in DA to be with her & the kid...
but of course, he had to dip.
Breh seems like he's finding every reason to not be a father on some Goku shyt.
BAHAHHA
Goku immediately popped in my fukkin head too lmao. I mean, I understand it would be hard to tie in the Warden since one of the options in DAO was to have them die all heroically and shyt. But its just gonna keep gettin funnier and funnier, breh.
Like...pause, but my warden in DAO was a chick who is supposed to be married to Alistair, but that bytch is constantly NOWHERE to be found. Role reversal got Alistair playin Chichi
What?!?"
Nah fam, from your wife."
I'm bout to boot her when I get back to Skyhold.
But yoooo how the fukk did these reviewers shyt on the story missions like This. They've ALL been crack. This Grey Warden mission is absolutely nuts.
Dat Deep Blue Sea moment tho got me like
@ deep blue sea moment though. She thought she was gonna do something.
She's just too weird and really doesn't fit in with everyone else. Just some weird elf bytch. Only good thing to come from her were the bees.I might have to boot her myself if she keeps up with her stank attitude.
I'm not sure why the critics shyt on the story either. Reason why I beat the game as early as I did was because I was too interested in the story. It was Piff to me.
when I said were gonna have a new pet tranquil runnin around.
She's just too weird and really doesn't fit in with everyone else. Just some weird elf bytch. Only good thing to come from her were the bees.
A jar of bees plus that electric cage spell plus Viv Knight Enchanter made that boss for that mission my bytch.
And in regards to the judgement that came after
This breh really thought I would give him the death he wanted? Bahahahaha.
I'm not a normal ass Ferelden mage breh. I'm a Danish elven mage. As in I don't give a fukk about stigmas n shyt. I know other mages we're lookin like
I don't think I ever see someone bytch up so quickly. He was talkin all that mess about goin to serve his master after death. LOL. Nope. Reduced to a walking husk. So much for that nobility nikka
And the bytch that came after. She thought I was gonna let her just come back and have a lesson be made? Think I'm just gonna cut off your head bytch? Cause you recognize your mistake and you're sorry? That's when I really got heated. No you will not be made an example of. No I will not give you a quick death. You don't deserve that shyt. Think about what you did in a dark cell. You will die there.
How far am I main story wise btw? Seems like there's so much content I have to fukk with still but I think the main story may be winding down soon.
And Yeah ol girl really thought she was about to swag the fukk out. Lol nope. Chomp!
Well I ain't no mage c00n so I sided with the mages (@Mikey2Toes
You an elf/mage right? How do I get strong faster? Where the powerful staffs at?
The boss you have to fight when you side with the Templars was giving me that work.
) but shyt....I don't know. Think early on I was crafting my best gear. I found a staff that does like 90 summin damage when I was like level 11 tho and it's still the highest ranked staff I have by at least 20 levels LOL. Imma try and see when I get back home where I got that damn staff from cause it's dirty
Well I ain't no mage c00n so I sided with the mages (
I had to switch up it since I sided with the mages on my first run. I do feel like a c00n though, especially after talking to Vivienne... 
I'm out here copping pleas and playing it safe with templar cacs, noblemen, and Corypheus. No wonder Solas is 
consoles?