DRAKE IS A ***** *** SIMP *****, OH MY GOD

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you a fukking weirdo for studying that small ass clip like that

:russ: My nikka it was plain as day. I did have to peep the drake part twice so i could lace yall with game :obama:

nikka have you been readin
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:skip:

I have no idea what that is but imma find out when i get back later

Oh ok so now on top of everyone on thecoli smashing dimes, clearing 100k a year, and driving the fastest whips, everyone is also a body language expert :ohhh:

Dudes really analyzing some people talking/chilling breaking down every gesture and dissecting vocal pitch. Giving backstories to simple handshakes

Drake was rolling hard tho.

If you know how to read bytches it's obvious as fukk what was goin on. If don't tho... :manny:

I wonder how many you nikkas still askin a bytch "ey ma, you got a man?" :huhldup:

How many of you nikkas still steppin to bytches at clubs by buyin em drinks :pachaha:

How many of you nikkas still comin to a bytch house bringin drank, weed, AND molly ERRYTIME you fall thru? :heh:
 

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You no p*ssy gettin nikkas can't tell when a bytch is showing signs of attraction :dwillhuh:

Weezy the G for cuttin her off multiple times while she was talkin. Also not making eye contact or showing signs of interest while she was tryna answer him. She was tryna placate him by calling him the king and fallin back too. bytch knows her place around weezy but weezy don't REALLY wanna fukk her. You can tell weezy aint puttin p*ssy on no kinda pedestal. If a bytch fukk with weezy she gon have to fall in line or she gone :myman:

Drizzy definitely wanna fukk and she know it, and she scared of that because she wanna fukk too. Drizzy constantly looks her right her eyes to the point that she has to look down out of intimidation. He grabs her and kisses on her when he wants. She plays with her hair, smiles, and giggles when he talks to her and compliments her. The ridiculous over the top laughing at the compliments, embarrassingly looking away, then re-locking eye contact. The awkward silences where she just stares at him with her mouth open lookin at his eyes then lowering her eyes to his lips, then back to his eyes. I could go on and on but the bottom line is the broad wanna fukk.

Drizzy was doin some sucka shyt too, all them compliments and all that smiling was :scusthov: But the bytch was still lookin at him like :takedat:

He seemed to be actin like a nikka that fukked her already.
 

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:russ: My nikka it was plain as day. I did have to peep the drake part twice so i could lace yall with game :obama:



I have no idea what that is but imma find out when i get back later



If you know how to read bytches it's obvious as fukk what was goin on. If don't tho... :manny:

I wonder how many you nikkas still askin a bytch "ey ma, you got a man?" :huhldup:

How many of you nikkas still steppin to bytches at clubs by buyin em drinks :pachaha:

How many of you nikkas still comin to a bytch house bringin drank, weed, AND molly ERRYTIME you fall thru? :heh:


:whoo:
My bad big top dog playa, dolemite reincarnate didn't mean to insult your pimp analysis. Keep on breaking down and assigning bios to each blink Drake makes.
 

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Yeah, pills or molly, dude is sweating and fidgeting, hugging himself, I can't stand the way guys mostly act on that shyt...Kinda of a funny clip, but it's no surprise Drake is kind of a nerd, we've seen a half dozen videos to this affect. I doubt I'd be any cooler with any women that I was attracted to as much as Drake seems to be to Nicki, she's whatever, but I'd be staring at my shoes, and acting all shy and shyt probably, can't clown Drake too hard.
 

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I'd be depressed if Lil' Wayne actually fukked Nicki. He looks like a retarded roach yet he has already impregnated dimes (Lauren London, etc.). Lifes not fair...
 

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You no p*ssy gettin nikkas can't tell when a bytch is showing signs of attraction :dwillhuh:

Weezy the G for cuttin her off multiple times while she was talkin. Also not making eye contact or showing signs of interest while she was tryna answer him. She was tryna placate him by calling him the king and fallin back too. bytch knows her place around weezy but weezy don't REALLY wanna fukk her. You can tell weezy aint puttin p*ssy on no kinda pedestal. If a bytch fukk with weezy she gon have to fall in line or she gone :myman:

Drizzy definitely wanna fukk and she know it, and she scared of that because she wanna fukk too. Drizzy constantly looks her right her eyes to the point that she has to look down out of intimidation. He grabs her and kisses on her when he wants. She plays with her hair, smiles, and giggles when he talks to her and compliments her. The ridiculous over the top laughing at the compliments, embarrassingly looking away, then re-locking eye contact. The awkward silences where she just stares at him with her mouth open lookin at his eyes then lowering her eyes to his lips, then back to his eyes. I could go on and on but the bottom line is the broad wanna fukk.

Drizzy was doin some sucka shyt too, all them compliments and all that smiling was :scusthov: But the bytch was still lookin at him like :takedat:


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Nikka you a behavioral psychologist?
 
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