Drawing the shortest straw for the train

You draw the short straw & have the choice of these placements at the following five orgies:

  • Third in line for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

  • Tenth in line for British Prime Minister Theresa May

  • 100th in line for comedian Rosie O'Donell

  • 300th in line for First Lady Melania Trump

  • 500th in line for singer Beyonce


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Constanza

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You will be chemically castrated if you refuse to participate.

If you opt to partake, the following placements are yours from which to choose.

You get third crack:

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You're tenth in line for:

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You wait behind 99 for:

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You're the 300th Spartan for:

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After a half thousand others, you get:

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old pig

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after 500 other fukking men...w/e it is you think you’re feeling as you’re inside beyonce...I can guarantee you it’s not beyonce...what an absurd scenario...garbage thread...negged
 
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