Dreams come true sometimes. .....

[PeridotPuss]

too late @PeridotPuss , might as well just give us ur IG before the wovles find it ....i might follow u
we can like each other photos and comment of each other photos and use coli slang...sound pretty exciting

not my cousin

 

[DrX]

not my cousin

too late, i need a coli friend in my personal life
* its 11pm on a mon night and @PeridotPuss is sleeping, resting up for work*

*ring, ring, ring.... DrX call and disturb her to talk about sportcenter re-runs*

BFFs 4 life

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Okcupid

 

[Dwolf]

not my cousin

Whats your instagram tho?

Okcupid

Scust

 

[BmoreGorilla]

My boy used to meet up with random thots from AOL all the time. One time he had me go with him cuz the chick had a friend and I was supposed to occupy her while they got down to business.
Anyway when we go to pick them up I see this bad ass chick come out the house with a chick that looked like Anthony Mason
Guess which one was the friend

So we go back to my boys crib since his peops were outta town and we proceed to smoke them out. Shorty was cool but all I saw was Anthony Mason

So my boy and his chick go up to his room leaving me all alone with Anthony Mason

She starts talking about how cute she thought I was and how she hadn't had sex in forever.

I start looking at the bottle of Absolut she was drinking like

So I start drinking too and next thing I kno she actually got more attractive. Im actually starting to enjoy myself. She put her hand on my leg and I knew it was on. So I start touching her and she suddenly says

"its that time of the month"

Me:

Her: "But I got you boo don't worry"

She got to sucking the skin off this dikk

I was only 21 and this was the best head Id had up to that point.

I ended up smashing shorty about once a week for 2 months straight every Friday night when I left the club.

She was always wet and ready 24/7.

Id call her and she'd tell me to come thru and she's always come out the crib with a basketball jersey with nothing on underneath. I knew it was the beginning of the end when one time she called me out on it
"Why you only call me when you wanna fukk"

I had no answer

So I smashed a couple more times but eventually she stopped answering my calls. But it was so good while it lasted

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

My cousin found her first husband online ?

Any body ever found that over the innnanet? Share those good experiences

Lost me @ first husband...

#GMB

 

[Remote]

Wait that is NOT MY COUSIN

 

[PeridotPuss]

Okcupid

details?

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Lost me @ first husband...

#GMB

I wonder what happened to ole boy

 

[PeridotPuss]

My boy used to meet up with random thots from AOL all the time. One time he had me go with him cuz the chick had a friend and I was supposed to occupy her while they got down to business.
Anyway when we go to pick them up I see this bad ass chick come out the house with a chick that looked like Anthony Mason
Guess which one was the friend

So we go back to my boys crib since his peops were outta town and we proceed to smoke them out. Shorty was cool but all I saw was Anthony Mason

So my boy and his chick go up to his room leaving me all alone with Anthony Mason

She starts talking about how cute she thought I was and how she hadn't had sex in forever.

I start looking at the bottle of Absolut she was drinking like

So I start drinking too and next thing I kno she actually got more attractive. Im actually starting to enjoy myself. She put her hand on my leg and I knew it was on. So I start touching her and she suddenly says

"its that time of the month"

Me:

Her: "But I got you boo don't worry"

She got to sucking the skin off this dikk

I was only 21 and this was the best head Id had up to that point.

I ended up smashing shorty about once a week for 2 months straight every Friday night when I left the club.

She was always wet and ready 24/7.

Id call her and she'd tell me to come thru and she's always come out the crib with a basketball jersey with nothing on underneath. I knew it was the beginning of the end when one time she called me out on it
"Why you only call me when you wanna fukk"

I had no answer

So I smashed a couple more times but eventually she stopped answering my calls. But it was so good while it lasted

Anthony mason tho?

 

[PeridotPuss]

I wonder what happened to ole boy

They got divorced, she remarried and recently divorced again, second husband she met at work

 

[Serious]

can't wait to tell my kids the story of how me and their mother met after i dm'ed her "what that mouth do?" after seeing her twerk vids on da gram

Breh there's already older stories being told of parents meeting from out of state, from websites like BP and myspace...

 

[Frenchie]

Okcupid

Dat where u n ol boy met?

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Anthony mason tho?

She wasn't that bad but it turned into a inside joke between me and my boy

 

[BmoreGorilla]

They got divorced, she remarried and recently divorced again, second husband she met at work