When I was drinking heavy, years ago, 2005/2006, I was on probation, I drank every fukking day, and then when I got my notices in the mail, for probation meetings, I would panic, go spend like three days at my Moms, not drinking, swimming, drinking a lot of water, and would really be sweating going to test. I think I tested twice in the three years I was on, completed successfully, and discharged. I remember being in the office, with like thirty people, waiting, there are so many people on probation here, (probably everywhere) it's a group thing, I was like 'I just hope I don't have to go in TODAY', and some of the older dudes were laughing like, nah, you're good.