ORDER_66
I am The Wrench in all your plans....
I'm black and I live in Jersey and the amount of times a cop pulls up behind me, follows me for 5 minutes while pulling up my license plate are too many to count.
Once they find NOTHING, literally NOTHING. No speeding tickets, nothing at all they make a turn somewhere after a while.
They do this shyt here in NYC too...

I caught one lovely tho, parked my car into a parking spot real slick and waved them forward like...

Gave them a smirk too like...

my one and only time I got close to fukking a Asian chick, I was driving to Clifton, NJ took the exit off of RT 21 to get to her place , it was 2am I mad a wrong left turn and ended up in like a industrial area, dudes pulled me over and really hit me with the "you match the description" story 
i fr fr said a prayer in my head, thought I was a goner. Only thing that saved me was my work ID was in the car
they told me I wasn't seeing no broad tonight and to stay my black ass in Newark and followed me back to the highway







I never said it was a good thing 