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Drug test.
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Money Be Green
Superstar
I heard weed stays in your system 365 1/4 days
you mean 1 month?
DeusOfCalamity
Rookie
if you are fat THC stays in your system longer
Freedman
Choppers For Karate Nggas
weed stays in the fat, you gatta drink ALOT of water and sweat it out, eat healthy and take a shyt load of niacin. If its a hair test youre fukked. If its a piss test and you drank alot of water and pissed like 10 times before the piss test then youll probably get by with a diluted sample and pass, it depends on the companyYou can also get some detox at the smoke shop and drink that and alot of water then piss it out then on the next piss you have to take piss that one out. Piss test results come back in 1-3 days easy if not the day of.
I passed a drug test for walmart by diluting my piss. I had stopped smoking for 2 weeks but then said fukk it because nobody had called me.
Very next day Walmart hit me up to come interview the following day. Took a drug test the same day as the interview and I drunk 3 bottles of Gatorade and a couple waters a few hours before and pissed a couple times. I was still scared I was going to fail because of dilution because the sample of my piss that the Lab lady took was clear
Jesus Shuttlesworth
I Got Game
If you dilute a drug test they're gonna make you take it again. To avoid this take extra creatine a couple days before the test. You can buy some powder at the health food store or eat a lot of steak and whatnot.
That's the true key to dilution. Those "drinks" are just creatine and maybe a lil B2 to turn your piss yellow again.
Drug tests are wack because they only punish bud smokers. All that other shyt is outta your system in 2 or 3 days.
That's the true key to dilution. Those "drinks" are just creatine and maybe a lil B2 to turn your piss yellow again.
Drug tests are wack because they only punish bud smokers. All that other shyt is outta your system in 2 or 3 days.
It worked for me countless of times, it just depends on how u use it. If its for PO then i just suggest you dont chief no more. Aint worth it to be locked up and not high then to be free and chill
I have never failed a drug test. Water and jogging gets it done. They say the oil stays in your fat way past 30 days . I dont believe that .
Freedman
Choppers For Karate Nggas
I passed a drug test for walmart by diluting my piss. I had stopped smoking for 2 weeks but then said fukk it because nobody had called me.
Wish me luck brogods I'm pissing again in a week this time for my freedom tho
1/2OfDaBruinz
Banned
This thread is sad. I'm disappointed in this rookie shyt y'all talking. People talking about niacin, jogging, water, and all this shyt
Rule #1- If you think there is even a less than 1% chance that you are dirty, NEVER USE YOUR OWN PISS. It's not worth the risk.
Find someone with clean piss. Kids are the best. A little brother, cousin, nephew, a bytch you fukking kids, it shouldn't be that hard. If you can't find a kid, then get someone that you can trust and that you KNOW is not dirty.
If possible, get the urine the same day. Don't be trying to get the shyt a week ahead and leave it in the refrigerator, cause shyt will start floating around in it.
Put the urine in a pill bottle that you THOROUGHLY CLEANED OUT. It doesn't have to be a pill bottle, as long as it's something that can be microwaved and is spill proof.
Put that shyt in the microwave for 15-20 seconds. It will probably be warmer than necessary, but it's safest if you get it past body temp and let it cool down to the appropriate temperature.
Wear some tighty whities and put that shyt under your nuts. The urine will cool down and won't drop past body temperature, which is key, because most places are gonna test for temperature too. Even if you have to wait a long time before you piss, if you keep that shyt under your nuts, it will stay at body temp.
Go into the bathroom, take the shyt from under your nuts, and pour it into the collection cup. This shyt is fukking foolproof. It's damn near impossible to fukk this shyt up.
Disclaimer: Don't do this shyt for probation, because you will be monitored. Regular civilian jobs don't have the right or legal authority to monitor you though, so if someone ever tries too (I doubt they will) don't be no bytch and let them.
Rule #1- If you think there is even a less than 1% chance that you are dirty, NEVER USE YOUR OWN PISS. It's not worth the risk.
Find someone with clean piss. Kids are the best. A little brother, cousin, nephew, a bytch you fukking kids, it shouldn't be that hard. If you can't find a kid, then get someone that you can trust and that you KNOW is not dirty.
If possible, get the urine the same day. Don't be trying to get the shyt a week ahead and leave it in the refrigerator, cause shyt will start floating around in it.
Put the urine in a pill bottle that you THOROUGHLY CLEANED OUT. It doesn't have to be a pill bottle, as long as it's something that can be microwaved and is spill proof.
Put that shyt in the microwave for 15-20 seconds. It will probably be warmer than necessary, but it's safest if you get it past body temp and let it cool down to the appropriate temperature.
Wear some tighty whities and put that shyt under your nuts. The urine will cool down and won't drop past body temperature, which is key, because most places are gonna test for temperature too. Even if you have to wait a long time before you piss, if you keep that shyt under your nuts, it will stay at body temp.
Go into the bathroom, take the shyt from under your nuts, and pour it into the collection cup. This shyt is fukking foolproof. It's damn near impossible to fukk this shyt up.
Disclaimer: Don't do this shyt for probation, because you will be monitored. Regular civilian jobs don't have the right or legal authority to monitor you though, so if someone ever tries too (I doubt they will) don't be no bytch and let them.
Doobie Doo
Veteran
This thread is sad. I'm disappointed in this rookie shyt y'all talking. People talking about niacin, jogging, water, and all this shyt
Rule #1- If you think there is even a less than 1% chance that you are dirty, NEVER USE YOUR OWN PISS. It's not worth the risk.
Find someone with clean piss. Kids are the best. A little brother, cousin, nephew, a bytch you fukking kids, it shouldn't be that hard. If you can't find a kid, then get someone that you can trust and that you KNOW is not dirty.
If possible, get the urine the same day. Don't be trying to get the shyt a week ahead and leave it in the refrigerator, cause shyt will start floating around in it.
Put the urine in a pill bottle that you THOROUGHLY CLEANED OUT. It doesn't have to be a pill bottle, as long as it's something that can be microwaved and is spill proof.
Put that shyt in the microwave for 15-20 seconds. It will probably be warmer than necessary, but it's safest if you get it past body temp and let it cool down to the appropriate temperature.
Wear some tighty whities and put that shyt under your nuts. The urine will cool down and won't drop past body temperature, which is key, because most places are gonna test for temperature too. Even if you have to wait a long time before you piss, if you keep that shyt under your nuts, it will stay at body temp.
Go into the bathroom, take the shyt from under your nuts, and pour it into the collection cup. This shyt is fukking foolproof. It's damn near impossible to fukk this shyt up.
Disclaimer: Don't do this shyt for probation, because you will be monitored. Regular civilian jobs don't have the right or legal authority to monitor you though, so if someone ever tries too (I doubt they will) don't be no bytch and let them.
That is exactly how I did it right down to the fukking pill bottle. I used two small pill bottles and heated them for 9 seconds in the microwave. rocked the tighty whiteys but I wrapped duct tape around my shyt to secure and found out why that was a bad idea in the bathroom at the test site, accidental Brazilian wax. Also if the temperature is a little low you can pee on the test strip to heat it up but you gotta make sure it doesn't get on the inside of the cup and contaminate the sample.