drug tests for jobs

[TheBeigeBomber]

do i really gotta walk round with my moms piss in a bottle all day? im getting tested on monday for this new job lord knows im not clean and neither are any of my friends.

 

[Couth]

Yah. Get some kinda skinny/cappable tube and tape it to your leg.

Or just dilute your piss by drinking like a gallon of water the hours before you go in.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

Yah. Get some kinda skinny/cappable tube and tape it to your leg.

Or just dilute your piss by drinking like a gallon of water the hours before you go in.

does that work? dont really wanna find out it doesnt work when i get there

 

[aXiom]

You should be drug tested before making threads.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

You should be drug tested before making threads.

id fail tho

 

[Couth]

does that work? dont really wanna find out it doesnt work when i get there

Does what work? Diluting with water?

Yea. it automatically lowers your thc level cuz ur piss will be mostly water. Just drink water till you pee clear.

Worst case scenario it'll come back inconclusive and they'll want you to test again.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Either,

A. Your mom ain't shyt and instead of trying to get you off drugs, gave you her piss so you can test negative

B. You stole your moms piss out of the unflushed toilet

I'll let you decide which one it was.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

Either,

A. Your mom ain't shyt and instead of trying to get you off drugs, gave you her piss so you can test negative

B. You stole your moms piss out of the unflushed toilet

I'll let you decide which one it was.

weed isnt a drug. this is 2015 it gets prescribed for medical conditions. are you retarded or just dumb?

anyone this stupid shouldnt have kids ever. just a warning.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

weed isnt a drug. this is 2015 it gets prescribed for medical conditions. are you retarded or just dumb?

anyone this stupid shouldnt have kids ever. just a warning.

Yet here you are making a thread about drug tests because weed isn't a drug. Your mother must have been smoking weed when she was pregnant with you. I think you're the retarded one here.

 

[beenz]

You should be drug tested before making threads.

 

[hoodheronova]

lying ass n*gga. You know you gotta warm up the pee or else the test is an automatic fail. Yea i bet you aint know that

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

Either,

A. Your mom ain't shyt and instead of trying to get you off drugs, gave you her piss so you can test negative

B. You stole your moms piss out of the unflushed toilet

I'll let you decide which one it was.

just like thy old pup,bytch would drink urine water out the toilet like tis twas all good..

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

lying ass n*gga. You know you gotta warm up the pee or else the test is an automatic fail. Yea i bet you aint know that

why would i lie about getting drug tested for a job? i swear you coli posters are the most retarded nikkas ive ever seen.

 

[Trill McClay]

You should be drug tested before making threads.

 

[Bigtymer301]

does that work? dont really wanna find out it doesnt work when i get there

Your best bet is to substitute. Trust me when I tell you dilution is very iffy. Plus employers have to pay for your drug test. If you don't already work for them, 9/10 they call it a fail, and move on. You will probably end up going in the stall by yourself, so subbing is pretty easy. The key is the temperature. I would recommend one of those small travel bottles, and some foot, or hand warmers. Fill the bottle, open the warmer, wrap it around the bottle, stuff the bottle under you sac...... Otherwise, if you decide to dilute, and get caught, be prepared for the