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ExodusNirvana

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Where are you getting tested? At a lab? As long as someone is not watching you, you can pass this easily with the fake stuff.

Just use QuickFix...I know from experience. Just go to your local headshop or smoke shop and they should have it.

Also buy a jockstrap from the local sporting good store...one that just has the pocket not the cup

Warm it in the microwave, wrap the heating pad around it so it maintains that sweet spot temp.

Then right before you go to the testing place, go to a Starbucks bathroom or something. Take the bottle out the bag, remove the heating pad, throw the bottle into the jockstrap where a cup would go. That will keep it warm because it needs to be between like 93 and 99 degrees or it will pop up as a false positve.

It comes with a squirt bottle and that has a temp strip on it so squeeze squeeze...into the cup...screw the lid on...and you're done

I did that shyt like two years ago and smoked a bowl afterward because it was THAT easy
 

BaldingSoHard

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do i really gotta walk round with my moms piss in a bottle all day? im getting tested on monday for this new job :pachaha: lord knows im not clean and neither are any of my friends.

Haha!!! I may be bald, motherfukker but at least I'm not out there harvesting piss for a job I'll hate ya bum ass!!! :umad:
 

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don't even want to know the story bout how you got your moms piss, for your sake I honestly hope you're trolling
 

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don't even want to know the story bout how you got your moms piss, for your sake I honestly hope you're trolling

the test is on monday. i asked my mom if i could borrow her piss because i got a drug test. she said yes. i havent got her piss yet. ill probably get it on sunday. my mom knows i smoke weed. im a grown ass man. weed isnt even a drug.
 

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put the pee in a small bottle. wrap aluminum foil around it. walk to the drug testing place with the foiled up bottle under your arm pit to keep it at body temperature. the end.
 
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