Drunk texters who spell words wrong on purpose to seem more drunk

[PortCityProphet]

I do that just for shyts and giggles

 

[DallasTxRep]

"I'm dunk as fukk!"

I swear I genuinely fukked that title up believe it or not

 

[Ohene]

Women do this a lot when they want to fukk a guy after a party/kick back but they don't want to feel embarrassed for their behavior/want an alibi as to why they were acting so "out of character".

That's how wack it is. Ain't nobody that damn stupid/drunk. And if you are that drunk, the last thing on your mind is picking up your phone.

Yup

Ive always been able to type fluidly when drunk.

But then again there are girls who dont even spell well on a regular occassion. So who even knows.

 

[labelplant]

I was blackin out like every 5 minutes the other day. So I would drunk dial this girl than 5 minutes later I would forget and called her again. I dont remember this but she called me the next day askin why I called 6 times in a row. I'm glad she didn't pick up after the first time though.

 

[Banned Account12]

"I'm dunk as fukk!"

a nikka just posted this on twitter earlier


had me like

 

[Patriarch]

Like people who post on coli Fridays nights , and make threads like " I jstu hade a 5tg of vodja "

 

[Buckeye Fever]

bytch been txting like she drunk but you look out the window and see her parallel parking

 

[Sad Bunny]

Like people who post on coli Fridays nights , and make threads like " I jstu hade a 5tg of vodja "

real shyt

 

[Boutdatlife]

auto correct is so raw these days I don't understand how u can even misspell shyt in a text now

But the worst if when nikkas claim to be drunk on a message board. Havoc u used to do this shyt alot....made me wanna punch u in the face

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[Crakface]

i have done this before and ill still use it if i need an excuse as to why im not coming home or answering texts.

 

[triplehate]

thinking you text a chick but didnt ever hit send <<<<<<<<<<<

 

[Sad Bunny]

i got one of these this weekend

 

[shylittlekitten]

when i'm drunk i will spell words wrong even though i'm not that drunk.... i just don't really care that much about correcting them.