My stories aren't really funny but whatever. Couple days ago me and my boys doing shots of whiskey and we in the mood to talk to some broads. We kill two bottles of seagram's 7 and I got another bottle on deck. It's three of us. I come up with the bright idea to ride these bikes I have to the bar (we all got cars). We all pretty much fukked up so they agree. Honestly I blacked out at about 5 min away from the bar so the rest is hazy. I know we stopped to take shots throughout the ride cause I threw the bottle in my bag and the next morning more than half was gone. I remember finally getting to the bar. I instantly start hitting on the bartender. I guess she wasn't feeling my sloppy drunkness because my boy told me I called her a "piece of shyt." I actually do remember leaving the pub. I had a can of gross ass beer and it just wasn't sitting right so i told my boys to bounce. The ride back home I don't remember at all but I do remember stumbling to my front door, fuvking bike dragging everywhere. I go inside, my boys come inside (no homo) and I start tearing the fridge up I plop on get couch and knock out. They left shortly after. Next morning I see the bottle almost done and my shorts were also ripped in half. I'm sure they ripped on the bike ride or my boys probably dug me out
) The last thing i remember was somebody handing me a drink while i was getting an lap dance on some bed. Next thing i know i'm outside and it's daylight outside and i'm in some random neighborhood. My pants and my shoes are wet and i have no idea where i'm at plus i lost my cell phone. I finally get back to the hotel room around 9 in the morning and some random ass dude is sleeping in my bed 
but my boy said he knew him while he cuddling with some random broad but they both have there clothes and shoes on still
. Worst parts is i get back to the house finally and about 600 dollars was charged on my card for some shyt that i don't remember at the strip club 
Once i went out and after drinking all night. Me and another dude randomly walked into a place that we thought was a club. Two girls walked up to us and start taking off their clothes. (I'm not a fan of Strip clubs but i was so gone i just went with the flow
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What else do you do with your friends? Sit at home drinking tea and playing scrabble?
throw in some mario kart, spades and a few chicks
none of the shyt in these stories sound appealing
why y'all keep doing it?
