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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator".

First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes.

It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

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So then she said it kept sliding out and then I said maybe because the boat as big as it may seem is nothing compared to the size of the ocean.
 

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Well shyt nikka, if you dont want to get fukked in the ass, stay outta prison.
 

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Smh @ you runnin that shyt on windows, thats like goin raw on a trollop my nikka :huhldup:
 
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