Dude Dumps his Ex via Text using Memes

[Doobie Doo]

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/news/iphone-breakup


MAN GETS LAST LAUGH ON CHEATING EX ON TWITTER
A ringside seat for a magnificent break up for the Internet Ages.
By The Editors on June 6, 2014

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She wronged him, and then he made her pay via text by summoning the most perfect memes for every turn in what would otherwise be a sad, desperate exchange. Then heposted it on Twitter for all the world to see. Her name was not included in the posting, which proves that although he "strongly dislikes her," he also doesn't want to see her Facebook photo on the TODAY show. Such are the lines that are drawn at the end of relationships these days.

His name is Kane Zipperman, a 17-year-old guy from Georgia who is now Twitter famous for this:

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

 

[el_oh_el]

That shyt was corny as hell.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Damn. Chuckle worthy.

 

[At30wecashout]

That exchange was .
On the plus side he left her with the upperhand. He took the L on the cheating, but he turned her sleazy ass around when it counted.

"It was just one guy." MOTHAfukkAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Remote]

Eh,

If a girl cheated on me I'd just completely ignore her.
But whatever.

 

[Scott Larock]

Entertaining her looks simpish, just ignore her, looks better and she thinks you moved on quicker.

 

[iBrowse]

@Emperor_ReinScarf

 

[Michael's Black Son]

I can see in your eyes, you're angry

 

[Lavish]

I enjoyed reading that

 

[Scott Larock]

He still got played, she just wanted him after she realized the new dikk wasn't worth it lol, he shouldn't even have entertained her at all.

Dude looked lame as hell.

 

[MaseratiDiaz]

Cacs

 

[iBrowse]

Hey guys look I got cheated on and posted memes to show that sloot who's boss

 

[egobiggs]

He could have ethered her if he wanted to but I guess he took the high road

 

[DIMES]

He's so corny in the way he talks.

What kinda convo do the words douche and a$$hole show up in?

That shyt is a terrible cac insult. He held that convo way too long. Should've been over by 1 text

 

[Claudex]

Eh,

If a girl cheated on me I'd just completely ignore her.
But whatever.

You're an adult tho'