Dude gets punked and ran off the block by a swan

[Benjamin Sisko]

Alfred Hitchcock warned y’all

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Too many Ls to count; first he went in WITH his fukking Vans on.



Second, the way that swan swooped in?


Third, nasty ass water

 

[fkthisgaysite]

I will really square up wit a swan or goose

Im tired of them thinkin they run shyt when it comes to these weak ass lil fake ass ponds an shyt

bytch i got a house fukk off. Not worried about your dirty ass nasty ass water. Lames.

 

[letti cook]

the screaming while the bird was speeding over there made it funnier

birds are with the shyts

a damn pigeon got stuck in our office yesterday and was terrorizing nikkas, flying into shyt

i went HOME

 

[Brandon M.]

do cac shyt to impress cacs brehs