Dude got fired and this is what they found under his desk...

[h2o_proof]

a physicist.



you might be right. can you derive an equation that models the trajectory and splatter patterns?

you doing a thesis on skeet dynamics breh? shyt cool.

I'm no skeetologist, but I've watched enough Dr. Henry Lee to appreciate spatter patterns.

 

[king-laylow]

looks like wants to sneeze but they fukked it up

 

[skeetsinternal]

That's a lot of skeet. He needs p*ssy

 

[Mass]

Skeet and dahell. ..... what a thread brehs....

 

[feelosofer]

As fukked up as it sounds, I don't think that's baby batter under the desk.

 

[TKOK]

 

[TEH]

I swear to God I would go to his house with goons, drag him back into the office and make him clean it up.

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

lmao, n*hga think he a jizz splatter expert

only on the coli brehs

@h2o_proof was the first breh to have this flash of insight.

salute to him

basic knowledge of fluid dynamics of viscous liquids would have deaded the speculation at page 1.

the truth is thecoli is an intellectual backwater. joke's on all of you nikkas.

 

[Luke Cage]

The muthafukkin coli brehs

 

[Luke Cage]

shyt look like them old ass Tekken 1 endings back when 3D wasn't quite right yet

Reminds me of that painting from ghostbusters 2

 

[Address_Unknown]

Reminds me of the Lawnmower man.

fukkin' Lawnmower man. Ain't watched that shyt in a hot minute.
Lookin' back that shyt looks like they allowed Max Headroom to go all the way off the rails

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

@h2o_proof was the first breh to have this flash of insight.

salute to him

basic knowledge of fluid dynamics of viscous liquids would have deaded the speculation at page 1.

the truth is thecoli is an intellectual backwater. joke's on all of you nikkas.

aspire to be a jizz splatter analyst brehs

 

[Bless't]

fukkin' Lawnmower man. Ain't watched that shyt in a hot minute.
Lookin' back that shyt looks like they allowed Max Headroom to go all the way off the rails

Yup. Good call.

 

[Jimi Swagger]

Seriously look like hard water stains. Lived in one country where the water would come out the faucet white because of the amount of calcium. People usually bust on their hand or stomachs

 

[yo moms]

i thought he was going to sneeze